Silly women in micro pants YODEL.
*That's a compromise.
Yes, our delicate ESSENCE languishes.
(You wimped out sendius)
ESSENCE
Eating sensible should ELIMINATE new cavities easy.
ELIMINATE
Evenings lately I marvel. I noticed a TWINKLING ellipse.
TWINKLING
Tour winner is new king Lance, INDISPUTABLE
natural great.
INDISPUTABLE
I'm now DIETING insanely, so Paula uttered, "Take a break, let's eat!"
DIETING.
Drive in eateries try including NECTAREOUS gravy.
NECTAREOUS
Nancy eats crazily, terribly ANOREXIC, rarely eats out unless starving.
ANOREXIC
Aunt Nancy often REGURGITATED eaten Xmas' iced cookies.
REGURGITATED
REGIMENTED eating, girls, unnecessarily restricts getting it to always timely eating desserts.
REGIMENTED.
Roll-on elastic girdles involve much edifying NUDGINGS to extend desirability.
NUDGINGS
Never UNDERESTIMATE dames, girls' ingenuity never grows stale.
UNDERESTIMATE
Uncle NORMAN described extreme responses, especially some that introduced my attention to
elegance.
By heck-Mailer would smile at that.
NORMAN
Neat, orderly routines make anyone NERVOUS.
NERVOUS.
Now,every ripe VIRGIN ordinarily understands spendius.
VIRGIN
Viagra is really gaining increased NOTORIETY.
NOTORIETY
Nothing other than ordinary restrained ingestions everybody typically YUSES.
I claim poetic licence
Not fair, spendi. There is no such word as "YUSES", and, on top of that, you use it to dump another Y on someone else.
Please, no more neologisms. Let's stick with words we can find in M-W.
Take poetic license with your use of words, but let's use real words.
YUSES
You use SUSPICIOUSLY elaborated sentences.
(take that Y spendi, and put it in your pipe and smoke it

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