BEST
Beat Ernie's SLALOM time.
SLALOM
Slippery ladies are lovliest on MATTRESSES.
MATTRESSES
Madams are tantalizing tyrans exposing endless SCURRILOUS, salacious effects, solemnly.
Sexy Cathy Uses RAMPANT Rabbit Inbetween Legs, Onlookers Usually Stare.
RAMPANT
Rabbit ably MANIPULATES paws at nether temple.
MANIPULATES
Madams around new incipient pals usually linger as they EMPHASIZE scortation.
MANIPULATE
Many a NEOPHYTE inducted per usual laws are tenured early.
NEOPHYTE
Nearly every ORCHESTRAL player has yearnings towards excellence.
ORCHESTRAL
Often realizing certain heavy, ECCLIASTICAL studies tries rabbi's analytical leanings.
ECCLESIASTICAL
Early Christian churches lean eastwards so I assume some theological ideas could affect LONDON.
LONDON
Lanny's optician needs DOWNPAYMENT on night-glasses.
DOWNPAYMENT
Down on West Nile PAPYRUS and yucca make elixir - not tasty.
PAPYRUS
Purchase a puppy young, raise using STRICTNESS.
STRICTNESS.
Summer temperatures result in cooling treatments now ELECTRICITY supplies satisfaction.
ELECTRICITY
Every little electron contributes to radiance in city-wide ILLUMINATION this year.
If light lets us move in novel actions, then its OBVIOUSLY nice.
OBVIOUSLY
Ollie blamed viral infections on UNPROTECTED sex last year.
UNPROTECTED
UNSHEATHED, naked penis returned Ollie to emergency clinic to eradicate drip.
UNSHEATHED
"Usually, no sexual habits entail AGONISING tortures", he exclaimed dsimally.
AGONISING.
A grumpiness orgy never involves sitting in nice GREENHOUSES.