Ted has enlightened our DRAB operation reading Emerson.
DRAB
Don't read any BOOKS.
books
Befriend occasional openhearted kooks sometimes.
ozzies can certainly act silly - it's only natural, auntie lowan
natural
Never attend two unfilial razorbacks alongside lard.
Razorbacks
Razorbacks and zebras occasionally rebel, belligerently and CANTANKEROUSLY kicking
spectators.

What happened? I'll try again.
Razorbacks
Razorbacks and zebras occasionally rebel belligerently and CANTANKEROUSLY , kicking spectators.
YIKES. Well, the word is CANTANKEROUSLY.
CANTANKEROUSLY
<inhales deeply>
Cryogenic alterations numb thighs, and notoriously kills enthusiasm, relegating one's universe shell-like, yeilding...
theodore
Tiny, horny Egyptians often daringly, obscenely, rape elephants
What the hell is going on here? Where did Theodore go? He was just here a second ago and now there is nary a trace of the little scoundrel. Hmmmm, something very strange going on.
Ok..... Cryogenic it is
Crusty rabbits yearly overrun Gus's entryway, nibbling inside cautiously.
New items BOUNCE by landing in nasty garbage.
BOUNCE:
BUTTIERING One Up Needlessly Causes Excitement.
Buttering
But until the TOUCHSTONE eternally rings, I'll not go.
Diane, your touchstone is ringing... please answer it.
The oracles usually can have such thoughts ONLY never explain.
ONLY:
Orange Nor Lime YELLOW!
yellow
yaks eat limp lettuce on windowsills.
Would iguanas nuzzle dudes or women (supposing if lizards liked sambas)?
iguanas
Iguanas generally undulate alluringly near asian snakes
UNDULATE:
Unholy Naked DEBUTANTS Uncovered Lounging At Tables, Erotic?