PEACHES
Paris Express arrives curiously hurriedly, early SUNDAY.
SUNDAY
Some UNSETTLING news destroyed Artie's year.
UNSETTLING
Unnoticed, new settlers entered Texas, tilling land, infiltrating neighbourhood GATHERINGS.
GATHERINGS
GROUCHY and tired, Helen escaped routine irritations nightly, guzzling Scotch.
Penelope's end APPEARS corsetted heavily every Sunday.
Going away to have errors rectified in new GUSSET straps.
GUSSET
Generous uncles supply SURPRISES, erasing tedium.
SURPRISES
Sudden, unusual REALISATIONS portend risque incidents, sometimes expressed surreptitiously.
Sir!Under ripened peaches risk injuring sensitive empty STOMACHS.
REALISATIONS STOMACHS
Reading Edward Albee, little Isaac Stern appreciated the innuendo or novel subtleties; so tomorrow outwardly macho artistes hear STERN.
STERN
SOLDIERS told enemy running North.
SOLDIERS
Sorting out lamentable DISARRAY incurred entertaining relatives Saturday. (true

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DISARRAY
DETECTIVES inspected suspect's antique Rolls Royce all year.
DETECTIVES
Disturbed, evildoers threw everything crashing through Indian vegetation, emptying SEKUNDERABAD.
SEKUNDERABAD
Soon every KINKBALL under ninety dropped everything reasonable and barked desperately.
KINKBALL
Karate involves numerous kicks, BALANCE, and limber legs.
BALANCE
Beauty and LADYLIKE attitudes noticeably charm emperors.
LADYLIKE
Ladle (and don't you laugh) into kegs ENTHUSIASTICALLY.
LADYLIKE.
Laughing at dingbats YODELLING like immodest Kanucks entertains.
you were pipped, spendius :wink: