INFORMATION
Irene's niece, fearsome of rampant marauding alien tigers, is often NARCOLEPTIC.
NARCOLEPTIC
Naps are really causing Ophelia's leaping, enraged PLUTONIAN tigers inside cranium.
PLUTONIAN
Puppies lick Ursula's toes, only NIPPING if annoyed, natch.
NIPPING
Neptunian invaders poke puppies if not GRATIFIED.
GRATIFIED
George rarely accepted tips, instead felt IRRITATED everyone did.
IRRITATED
Iris' rug rats irked Ted and THREATENED early date.
THREATENED
Tom helped Rose escape, and travelled exclusively North, evading DETOURS.
DETOURS
Dance Endlessly Tonight Or Undergo Radical SURGERY
SURGERY
SOLEMNITY usually requires great energy, relax, yodel.
SOLEMNITY
Such ODD looks estrange men - no irregularities, thank you!
DIVISION
Dave is very introspective, seems intent on NIHILISM.
NIHILISM
Note: I have injured LIGAMENT, I suffer much.
LIGAMENT
Living In George's AMERICA Makes Every Nightmare Tame
AMERICA
A mad ENGLISHMAN requested Chivas iced---appropriate?
ENGLISHMAN
Eccentric, Navel Gazing, Lethargic, Impotent Soccer Hooligans. Mindless Anglo NIGGLING?
NIGGLING
Now I grant guys like ineffective NAVEL gazing.
NAVEL
Now A Virtually EMPTY Line
EMPTY
English manners: "Please, THANK you"
THANK
Thank HEAVENS Airdales never knit.
