PALINODIC
Paul always lies instead; Nancy often dances, indicating CHICANERY.
CHICANERY
calamities happen if careless A2k'ers near ETERNALLY remains yawning
eternally
ENTERIC turmoil exits rectally. Nethers, anuses, lower locations: yucky.
(If this is some verbal rohrshack, I'm all in the bathroom...)
ENTERIC
Every new tune entered Rick's inner CONSCIOUSNESS.
consciousness
Coquettish orderlies nursed sclerodermic concubines, INFLAMMATION of ureters, sadly not effectively stopping sicknesses.
INFLAMMATION
In New Foundland, Larry and Michelle made a trip into obscure NEIGHBORHOODS.
NEIGHBORHOODS
Nerdy Eddie is GETTING HIGH; Becky's off riding; Harold's over on D Street.
GETTING HIGH
Get everyone taking turns in new games--have INFECTIOUS group hysteria.
INFECTIOUS
It's nookie fever Ed caught trying it out until SATURDAY.
SATURDAY
SATURATE all Tortes, using rum, daily at Yuletide.
Still a tad unwell, RHEUMATIC and tearful, enervated.
SATURATE
Santa arrived today using REINDEER and tiny elves.
RHEUMATIC
Rats! Happens electronically, UNDERSCORING my ardent trust in computers.
UNDERSCORING
Unusually naive, David eventually realized success comes only rarely, it needs GENERATION.

nice one sophie
GE*ERATIO*
Great earthquake devastates eastern regions, and TSUNAMI inundates oriental shores.
TSUNAMI
"Today seems unusually NEGATIVE," announced Mother Inez.
NEGATIVE
Never eat goat and tripe in VENETIAN eateries.
Virtually Every Goat ATTACKS Time. Idiots Versus Eternity.