EEYORE
Eekgads Ehbeth, your on-line retorts, earthshaking!
earthshaking
Each apple requires three hearty shakes; helps at keeping in nice granulation.
requires
Respect everyones quirks, unless it ravages emotional sanctity.
SANCTITY
Soon, a new COLONEL trusts in the youth.
COLONEL
Can overhead lights outshine naturally emitting light?
OVERHEAD
Once, very early, Richie heard elves ATTACKING Dad.
ATTACKING
As tiny tots await CHRISTMAS, Kringle's intrigue naturally grows.
Can't Have Rational Intercourse, SANTA - 'Til Men Avoid Stupidity
SANTA
Surely, all nature teaches AESTHETICS.
Elephants exercise YEARLY or, rarely, every(day)
YEARLY
Yum! Eating ARTICHOKE really livens you!
A Rare Treat Is Candied HAMHOCK/Okra/Kale Enchilada!
ARTICHOKE
A rowdy TROUBLEMAKER is convinced, he only knows everthing.
TROUBLEMAKER
Take rail, or use buses, large evil mice are KIDNAPPING elderly retirees.
KIDNAPPING
Kid isnt dead now a PAYOFF police is not good
PAYOFF
PRATFALLS are your only funny fault.
PRATFALLS
People really are too FEROCIOUS at Lilly's lusty sitcom.
FEROCIOUS
Feathery emus run over CLEVELAND, inviting overly-urbane schoolboys.
CLEVELAND
Cinnesthesia, lovely elve, Venus eclipsing lady, laboriously arrange NEGLECTED decoration.
NEGLECTED
Never encourage gloomy LEPRECHAUNS excessive conversation to end debates.
