NARRATIVES
Near a retired rancher, a turtle itches VIGOROUSLY every second.
VIGOROUSLY
Vamoosing is great, or running outside. Use sneakers like youngsters.
VARNOOSING
Very artistically, Randy Newman ORCHESTRATED offensive songs involving non-growers.
ORCHESTRATED
Oh really, can he elicit songs that readily alter the ego's defenses?
READILY
Red ENVELOPES are deadly if licked young.
ENVELOPES
Edward never varied--eccentric, lazy, often passive, EXCRUCIATINGLY shy.
EXCRUCIATINGLY
Even xenophobia causes riots. Until certain INDIVIDUALS actually try, innocent newcomers grovel, like you.
INDIVIDUALS
I never doubted Ira's VERACITY in disclosures, usually anyone lies sometimes.
VERACITY
Viciously, each reply adds COMPETITION into the yoke.
COMPETITION
Completely overwhelmed momentarily, Polly exited, talking in tongues incoherently--on NARCOTICS?
NARCOTICS
Nothing ACCUMULATES reading cheesy online threads in complete silence.
ACCUMULATES
anyone could comprehend ultimate meanings users lately affects to EUPHORIA.
EUPHORIA
Every utopian PHILOSOPHER has one really idiotic anecdote.
nice one, potaco.
PHILOSOPHER
People, hunting INNOCENT little species of pandas, hurts everyone radically!
INNOCENT
I never noticed ORANGES contain extremely nifty treats.
Oh really, any neat girl EATING supper?
eating
Effortlessly androgenous, Tina INSTINCTIVELY nurtures gonads.
INSTINCTIVELY
I never said that I need chattering, that is verbose, everyone listen.............yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak.
chattering
Comatose, Hirsute and Tattered. Time Elapses Rapidly. I Need GERITOL.
GERITOL
Girl's effortlessly recognize inquisitive thinkers obscure languages.