It was worth it!
HORRIFYING
Horsy old Roy Rogers in footling YARNS instantly nauseated grandma.
YARNS
Young athletes rarely need SUSPENDERS.
SUSPENDERS
Shore up SAGGING pants; Ed's naked derriere earns repeated stares.
SAGGING
Several aging Germans gave INSULTING, nasty greetings.
INSULTING
It's NATASHA - she usually likes those irritating, nasty Germans
NATASHA:
NECROPHILIA A Terrible Anomolie, Sick Habits Abound.
N*CROPHILIA
No bear, Christopher Robin or Pooh have initiated love interest ALTERNATIVELY.
ALTERNATIVELY
Alaskan loggers told Elsie's religious niece Anna, "Take initiative--value erotic love YEARNINGLY".
yearningly
You, Egbert, are really new in name games, like YoYoMa.
YOU
You're overly UNDERDEVELOPED
UNDERDEVELOPED
Usually nerds develop, even reaching degree experience, VALUEING every little opportunity, particularly expert devotion.
VALUEING
Victory alway's likes unabashed eulogy, it's narcissism grows.
NARCISSISM
Nagging aunts render Clary INCAPABLE, she simply ignores sexy men!
INCAPABL*
I Need COPULATION And Probably A Bath Later Eh?
yes, probably!
COPULATION
Can old people undo laces and tie intricate OBSTINATE (k)nots?
stuck on this sex stuff, must be something in the air...lol..kinda like animals copulating before a disaster...the election has me on edge lol
OBSTINAT*
O' BEAUTIFUL Sexy Talented Individual! Nightly Among The Moronic...
B*AUTIFUL
Be sexy! ALLURINGc, undulating thoughts instantly fulfilling urges -lovely!
ALLURING:
A Lovely LECTURE, Unfortunately Rather Irritated, Not Good!
LECTURE
Loving excellent CHOCOLATE, Tanya unwrapped real enticements.
CHOCOLATE:
Could HOMOPHOBICS Or Clemptomaniacs Offer Lucid Advice To Everyone?