Really extraordinary, pepper and SALT tart!
TART:
Texas Armadillos Rather TREACHEROUS.
TREACHEROUS
Texans realize everyone actually chooses his/her early retirement over usual SANCTIONS.
SANCTIONS
Salty ANCHOVIES need careful tossing in oily Nicoise salads.
yum
ANCHOVI*S
A new CARDIOLOGICAL hospital on Vanuatu island is submerged.
CARDIOLOGICAL:
Clary, A Recent Dialogue Included Obtuse Logic, Only Genuises Imagine Are LITERAL.
literal
Like I told everybody, rabbits are lusty.
rabbits
Rodents are big, bad insects that sting.
INSECTS
Insects never SUCK ebeths coochie. That's sad.
suck
Silly! us, coochie kissing?
Counsel odious octogenarians concerning HEDONISTIC Italian excursions!
hedonistic
Humor excites delighted on-lookers, neighboring in small, tight, inconspicuous corners.
(i had a 16 letter word the other day and I didn't alter it, i'm showing no mercy tonight)
inconspicuous
(That's mean, paula!)
INCONGRUENT negativity conspires often, negating superficial pleasantries, interrelated concerns,... uniting objectivity under sarcasm.
INCONGRUENT
I need creative outlets, namely gymnastics, reving up energy necessitates tenacity.
(i wasn't trying to be mean, i could have highlighted necessitates ;-) )
GYMNASTICS
GHASTLY Years May Not Allocate Students a True Inspiration Crucial (for their) Studies.
GHASTLY
Gruesome half-men and sinister TROGLODYTES lurk yonder.
TROGLODYTES
Taking RESERVATION Orders, Getting Lots Of Debutantes, Yesterday Tackled Egotistical Surgeons.
R*S*RVATION
Rude and sarcastic teachers renounce VENOM and take in own negativity
VENOM
Victor exercises NONSTOP on Mondays