AVENGE
Average VIRGINS enjoy nothing genuinely erotic
Very INSIGHTFUL. Randy girls in nighties seduce.
INSIGHTFUL
Ignoring nothing, Sidney INVITED Gert's husband to fish Unity Lake
I never voted in the elderly DUFFERS.
DUFFERS
Dedicated undertakers favor funerals expressing relatives' SORROW
SORROW
She ordered red ROSES, or white.
ROSES
Reading ordinary STORIES educates students
STORIES
STIRRING tales of remarkable individuals educate, stimulate.
STIRRING
Susan tied iridescent red ribbon into nifty GARLANDS
Great Aunt ROSEMARY loves annotating nineteenth-century diaries - scandalous!
ROSEMARY
Rosemary, OVERHEARD, said, "Emma's man's a randy yank."
Ov*rh*ard
On very good recommendation, he bought a RUAD drill.
RUAD
Republicans usually AGGRAVATE Democrats
All grape gatherers rally at VENETIAN arcade to eat.
VENETIAN
Victor entered Ned's Eatery to INVESTIGATE anything nutty
Into Ned's vestibule EARTHWORMS slither, to infiltrate goulash and the eggs.
EARTHWORMS
Each Annual Report takes hours, weeks, ORGANIZATION, research, meetings, strategies.
ORGANIZATION
Overgrown rhubarb gardens annoyed neighbors, inciting zoning and ticketing in outrageous NOTICES
NOTICES
New organization teaches incumbents crummy ELECTION strategies
ELECTION
Elves left eleven cute TRINKETS in Ollie's nightstand