GRANDMA
Get real, and never do MAGIC again!
Miami agoraphobics get instantly CURED.
Coughing up roasts exasperates doctors
EXASPERATES
Evil X-men Apologize to Senate President Edward Rick After The Excruciating SKIRMISH
STUPID Kids Intentionally Ridiculed My Iguana's Slender Horn
STUPID
Stewarts tried UNIONIZING ports in Denmark
UNIONIZING
Unwanted NEWBIE Invites Old Nate In Zoo! -I Never Guessed
n*wbi*
newcomers- e's are wild
No, I won't buy indian hemp.
indian
INDIAN
In newly discovered illustrations, ARTISTS numbered
ARTISTS
Always Remember The International Seal's True SYMBOL.
So you mean big or LARGE?
large
Lager always requires genuine effort.
Lag_r
Litter and guns kill rangers
Rang*rs
Rugged adolescents naturally gravitate to ranger school
Sherm's classmate has Oswald's old LUNCHBOX.
lunchbox
Letting Urs nibble candies helps by obviating X-tras.
CANDIES
CHOCOLATE and new dresses increased Edna's satisfaction
CHOCOLATE
Connie's huge Oreo CONTAINER often looks a tad empty.
Comedy on national television always irritates New England RABBIS.
RABBIS
Robin ate BAKLAVA basted in sugar