Slop those OFFENDING pigs.
OFFENDING
Often feeling frisky, Ed now does individual night-time GARRULITIES.
GARRULITIES
Gross acerbity rarely remedies unleased language;
Instead, try inserting ear stoppers.
good one, boomom!
INSERTING
I never stop enjoying red TWINKLING insets (not gussets)
TWINKLING
Totnes will indure nondescript key lamentations involving neat GIGGLES.
GIGGL*S
Googly-eyed idiots go gaga, likely over SASSAFRAS.
SASSAFRAS
Some American sodas share a FRAGRANT root as spice.
Nice, Fritz!
FRAGRANT
FRANGIPANI ripe and gorgeous, regal aroma now tempting
For real aromatherapy, now get instant PATCHOULI, and neroli incense.
PATCHOULI
Perfume (a touch) charms...
However, overuse undermines love's intent
int*nt
Incense never tastes GOOD! No tasting! (ugh!)
good
Goodness, ossoB often dips !
DIPS
DIP in powerful salsa!
INT*NT
I never TREAD softly - no time!
TREAD
Tires, RUNDOWN, ensured Andy's death.
Rather uncanny, nasty death on windy NIGHT.
Newly insomniac? (4:47 am post?) Girl, hang tight!
dip tight
Do it perfectly to insight good HOORAHS tonight.
<covering fealola's missed above>
Husband of Oprah reads about her STEATOPYGIA.
ST*ATOPYGIA
Some times eating a typical orange yearningly gives incite, ALARMING!