SOFAS
(I'm) stretched out for a SNOOZE.
Snooze:
Sadly, now, our oranges' zest's expired.
EXPIRED
Egyptian xylophone players INSPIRE reve et drom.
inspire
IGNORANCE never sits precisely in rest, Edith.
I got news of real advances - not CAUTIOUS establishmentarianism
CAUTIOUS
Can antelope use TUTUS in outdoor underwater shows?
Toes upended, tushie undulates SUBLIMELY.
Seemingly uptight but luxuriating in my extremely lovely YARMULKE
Yes, a RABBINICAL marker, unlikely looking kepi, extravagant.
RABBINICAL
Rebbe always brings bagels in; NOSHERS in class always learn.
Now Oxford STUDENTS have enjoyable riotous spells.
STUDENTS
Sure the UNDERGRADS drink, enjoy noxious toking, sex.
Ukranian nuns do eat raw grated radish and drink SLIVOVITCH
So lonely individuals vary odd vodkas, inexpensive TEQUILA, champagne, hooch
TEQUILA
Teresa, Esmeralda QUAFFED until Ignacio looked attractive.
Quarrels undecided and funerary feed everyone's DISDAIN.
Did it slip down and into NOWHERESVILLE?
No! Obviously we have erred, recent events show VIOLENT irruptions lasting long eons.
VIOLENT
Vinnie is outside lending entire NEIGHBORHOOD torment.
neighbourhood
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