The Acronym Game

ESJUFJOL

Every sworn juror uses factual JUSTIFICATIONS of law.

JUSTIFICATIONS

Jennifer uses SUSPENDERS that involve four interesting connectors and those interesting ornamentations necessitating servility.

SUSPENDERS

Soup usually satisfies PERSNICKITY eaters, nourishes dieters, even restrains snacking.

PERSNICKITY

Parsons enjoy reading sermons nightly in church (kneeling is TERRIBLY tedious!)

TERRIBLY

Tania EXTEMPORIZINGLY rebuked Roger in blunt language yesterday.

* Sorry about the two "interestings". Try "intricate" for one of them. Or "irresistible".

EXTEMPORIZINGLY

Every x-ray taken eliminated MALIGNANCIES, possibility of recurrence is zero, I'm now granted longevity--yippee!

Wow! Good one Firefly!

MALIGNANCIES

My ALSATION loves Iams - gorging non-stop actually - never ceasing if everyone's sleeping.

ALSATION

all LEGISLATION shall attain the intended official necessities.

LEGISLATION

Lucinda's elasticated GARTER-BELT is stretched lately after that increase in nutrition.

*She had been on a 4-week cruise sampling the local food in various Mediterranean ports and the surrounding countrysides to make up for the meagre cuisine on the ship.

GARTER-BELT

Garlic adds robust taste, even regularly bland EGGPLANT looks tempting.

EGGPLANT

Examining Georgina's glories Pete's LIGAMENT articulations naturally tensed.

LIGAMENT

lovely iris gives alex many exciting nocturnal THRILLS

THRILLS

The horse running in LINGERIE looks silly.

LINGERIE

Living in nearby GREENWICH, everyone's rich, inheritance enabled.

GREENWICH

great romances excite everybody NOTWITHSTANDING women insist creating homes.

NOTWITHSTANDING

Not only the wife's insane, the husband's starting to act naff - DERANGED- it's not good!

DERANGED

Did everyone receive another notice giving EXTRANEOUS details?

EXTRANEOUS

Embracing xerophagy temporarily Rose ANNOUNCED, "no extravagant outings using sugar".

Simply because one poster complimented your entry for my XY and Z test does not mean such letters are acceptable. It was not a good acronym because it raised matters which are out of place in a thread dedicated to amusement. Even though you engineered a positive outcome the situation you depicted was tragic.

ANNOUNCED

A new novitiate obviously undertakes necessary CONTEMPLATIVE exercises daily.

Then why did you use all three of those letters in a single word--and a word, which is a verb, that you incorrectly perverted into use as an adjective? Simply as a neologism, your word was unacceptable, as is your selection of a word as a "test" for other posters.

The amusement value is simply in constructing a coherent acronym, the content is not restricted in any way. No one's acronyms are obligated to be amusing in terms of the subject matter, and that has always been the case.

You do more bitching in this game, about one thing or another, than any other poster here, and it's rather tiresome.

Take a hike, spendius.

CONTEMPLATIVE