The Acronym Game

ANYONE

After nuzzling Yvonne Oscar nuzzled ESMERALDA.

I haven't.

ESMERALDA

Ed's sexy mother earns raves at lido deck ATHLETICS.

ATHLETICS

After Ted heaved Louise's elastics the intricate corsetry SUNDERED.

SUNDERED

Slathering unusual nacre DERIVATIVE eases rawness, Ed decided.

derivative

Doubtlessly evident, Ryan's innate vigor added to Inez's vital enthusiasm.

VIGOR

vices in general OUTSTRIP romances.

OUTSTRIP

Orville used tough Schwinn tape REPAIRING injured plane.

REPAIRING

Retiring everso promptly Alf IMITATED running in National Games.

*Hey--have we to let Beth use little letters instead of big ones without making snidey comments about it? I think we should. Ladies in societies which value individualism have to spend most of their lives trying to be different.

Those of us who have dressed our acronyms in big letters all this time are more like Morris Dancers. We do being different with style. Not just using little letters. Or making them bigger or blacker or sloping sideways in a range of colour tones. It's nearly as bad as breaking wind in the church. It's just not done.

Unless you sit next to the organ.

IMITATED

I May INITIATE Tug-of-war Against Torquay, Exceptionally Dilettantishly.

INITIATE

Irene never intended to impugn a TRUTHFUL Ed.

TRUTHFUL

Those raised under TOTALITARIANISM have flourished under liberty.

TOTALITARIANISM

the oscars tonight are LAUGHABLE in totality, as rarely is any new imposter sufficiently merited.

LAUGHABLE

Lars and Umlaut got high and BANGED Lulu, Edna.

BANGED

But AFTERWARDS Nellie got disoriented.

AFTERWARDS

After fixing the electric ROTISSERIE, we are roasting ducklings, spendius.

ROTISSERIE

"Right on tuttle", I said, " succulent eats really inspire ENDOMORPHINS."

ENDOMORPHINS

every night daisy or michael offered repeat PERFORMANCES holding interesting naughty sessions.

PERFORMANCES

Positioning Eduardo rather formally Olivia's relaxed manner AFFORDED nuanced climaxes exquisitely satisfying.

AFFORDED

A faithful friend's often reliably DEPENDABLE, exceptionally devoted.

DEPENDABLE

Didn't Ed promise Enid next door a BEAUTIFUL love encounter?