The Acronym Game

EVERYWHERE (This one was tough.)

Edna VACUUMED every room Yolanda's wirehair, Hans, entered - relax, Ed.

VACUUMED

Vacationing at Cannes, unmarried unclothed men ENTRANCE débutantes.

ENTRANCE

Elbowing Nellie triumphantly Rosie aroused Norman's CONSCIENCE exterminator.

You're going about it all wrong Fritz. The awkward Y is Yvonne or Yvette. Then something beginning with R for your heroine. Rubbing say. Who is rubbing Yvonne. Eddie of course. So, to make it easy, if Eddie is Vera's husband then we are underway with Everytime, to show this is a commonplace activity in the sort of social milieux our threesome are immersed in, Vera's Eddie rubs Yvonne "with his" --well-- not really.. Better Yvonne's ??? Whatsit/s will do. It's only a game. He is next. What he does in ERE is where the wit comes in. It depends who you want to make laugh and what sort of a laugh it is.

One ought to try to make people laugh I feel because it allows them to relax all those tense muscles and nerves which they have been conditioned to exercise to stop them laughing at everybody they meet and that is supposed to be good for them.

CONSCIENCE

I read one of Dutchy's acronyms out last week and half a dozen coeds laughed very merrily.

I put a bit of thought in my acronyms, now pleased to hear they are appreciated, I know Mame does too.

I didn't see a sentence from you for that word, spendi, and you sure talk a lot without saying much.


CONSCIENCE

Clear out, nurse, since Carl's intense enema, now comes ELIMINATION.

ELIMINATION

Exercising limitless impatience Mistress Imelda nagged at Ted intimating OVERLOOKED necessities.

OVERLOOKED

Oliver's very excitedly rehearsing "Lohengrin", OLD-FASHIONED operas keep enthusiasts delighted.

OLD-FASHIONED

OBSTREPEROUS loud dan flashed and scared his immediate onlookers nearby embarrassing dowagers.

OBSTREPEROUS

On bringing Susan to respectable extremity peak Eddie retreated oleaginously using SUBTERFUGES.

SUBTERFUGES

Susan uses brush, turns Ed's rear fiery; UNGUENTINE generally eases soreness.

UNGUENTINE

Uncle Ned gropes under Eunice's nightie though INTERCOURSE'S never expected.

INTERCOURSE'S

Imelda never tried Ed's raging cock, often using RIDICULOUSLY shallow excuses successfully.

RIDICULOUSLY

Rain in Detroit is causing unhealthy latrine overflows, use SANITIZERS liberally, youngsters.

SANITIZERS

SOMETIMES Aunt Nancy irritates Ted, insistently zippering everyone's rubber sportswear.

(sometimes I like them to have nothing to do with reality)

SOMETIMES

Some old matron entertains Ted in morning ESCOFFIER sessions.

ESCOFFIER

Elle's senior COURTESANS offer free felching in East room.

COURTESAN

Count on Uncle Rob's Tuscan EGGPLANT sandwiches, appetizing noshing.

EGGPLANT

Even GORGEOUS girls play loose and naughty today.