The Acronym Game

SENTENCE

Surely, Enid's not taking ENERGETIC noisy Chihuahuas everywhere?

ENERGETIC

Enid's new escort recently got Elsie to INVEIGLE consummation.

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I was seeking an image for a wild, blasted heath or moor. In England "nesh" means very cold and inclement weather, "grate" as in being scraped over sharp implements and a "fell" is a barren slope on a mountain and symbolises Oscar's fall. The idea being to impress upon the reader how startled Oscar must have been to have ended up wandering around in a place with such an evil reputation and to imply, according to the general theme of this game, that a female person had caused the tormentation of it.

The question is being asked by a concerned friend or a professional counsellor of Oscar's regular squeeze who had sought the advice because of the state in which Oscar returned, shivering, chattering incoherently and caked in frozen mud, after being missing for two days. The inflection of the question, which is easy after a bit of practice at leaning forward concernedly, is ironic because the person asking it knows full well the cause but is loathe to mention it in view of the distressing implications regarding the character of the aforementioned person of the first part.

An exercise in the compression of language

Jesus, spendi, you overthink this game way too much.

INVEIGLE

Izzy's never vainly elegant in gold lame ENSEMBLE.

ENSEMBLE

Everytime Nellie sees Eddie mauling Babs liberality EVAPORATES.

Not at all Fritz. There's a lot more behind that image I conjured up than I gave out. Words are images. It is impossible to think too much about these things unless you have more important things to think about which I thankfully rarely have when sat here.

I've seen men in a worse state than I put Oscar in. A few times.

I think that putting Izzy in a gold lame ensemble is a bit far fetched. He's a Southamton football fanatic.

EVAPORATES

Ed's VACATIONS at Port Orange resort are typically entirely sexual.

VACATIONS

Very Ancient CABBAGE Always Tastes Intensely Oniony Not Sweet

I'm always elegant no matter what I'm wearing, (in a sacruffy bastard sort of way.) If you're buying the beers, I'll wear whatever you want, including gold lame.

CABBAGE

congratulating a beautiful bride always gives ENCHANTMENT.

ENCHANTMENT

Ever naughty Clarise had a nice time making Ed's night TERRIFIC.

TERRIFIC

"Those educationally-sub-normal, RECALCITRANT recidivists Irene fancies improving considerably!"

RECALCITRANT

Raunchy Eddie CONSIDERED asking Lola's cousin Isolande, to run-away and not tell.

RECALCITRANT

Read every chapter and look carefully into the reasons alliances needed TEAMWORK.

oops, pipped...

CONSIDERED

Come on now, spendius, I'm done explaining rules, everything's DECIDED.

DECIDED

Did Ed call in during ENCYCLOPEDIA debacle?

ENCYCLOPEDIA

Ethel never chooses yellow colored leggings, or pink either, denim is ACCEPTABLE.

ACCEPTABLE.

After catching Clarissa emptying portable toilet at BARBECUE Les empathised.

BARBECUE

Badly ARRANGED ribs bring erratic cooking, unhappy eaters.

ARRANGED

Astoundingly, Reg ran after Nellie gibbering excited DECLARATIONS.

DECLARATIONS

Don EXPERTLY chooses ladies and results are turned into one-night stands.

EXPERTLY

excited xanadu PREFERRED erotic romance to languid yearnings.

PREFERRED

Pudge really enjoys females, ESPECIALLY redheads; raging erections develop.