@spendius,
This reminds me of a scene in the Forty Year Old Virgin. That movie is old and I thought would be so stupid - so I never watched it and then two nights ago my son came in and turned it on at about 11 o'clock at night. It was SO FUNNY! There was a scene where the guy was doing speed dating - sitting in a chair with women switching chairs sort of like sexual musical chairs- and this girl with huge breasts sits down in front of him (he's this up-tight nerdy, but really nice, nice guy) with one breast falling out of her shirt. She's very unaware of it - but it's making him really, really nervous and his reaction to it as she sits obliviously chattering on and on is just perfect.
There's another line in that movie where he finds out that his new girlfriend is a grandmother - although she's young - she had her first child very young so she's only about 42 or something- but they're shocked because they all think she's hot. But anyway, he tells his friends that she's a grandmother and one asks him , 'What do you do on a date with a hot grandmother?'
And the other one answers, 'F*** her while you're watching Murder She Wrote.'
I think that's the funniest line in a movie I ever heard. (You might have to be American to get it though - are you aware of how much American grandmothers love Murder She Wrote (it's a tv show)...
anyway -
ELASTICATED
Everyone laughed as Sue's ta-ta's IMPRESSIVELY cascaded and tumbled embarrassing Drew.
