The Acronym Game

TREACHEROUS

The really esoteric amourousnesses can have effects reaching out under SHIRT-LAPS.

SHIRT-LAPS

She has 'infectious RIDICULITIS'-throaty laughs accompanying persistent silliness.

RIDICULITIS

Right I dont intentionally crave umpteen LAMMINGTONS incase the idiot says!

LAMMINGTONS

"Laughing at Malcolm's masculinity is now generally thought okay", Nellie smirked.

MASCULINITY

Maybe Americans should CONSIDER uniformly limiting investments - not indefinitely - this year.
(or until the market stabilizes)

Citizens
Of
Nicaruagra
STOPPING
Indians
Dying
Everything
Red

STOPPING

Says tsarstepan of peoples party in neon GUMBOOTS!

GUMBOOTS
Guatemalans
Under
My
Bed
Officially
Oggle
That
SEXTET

SEXTET

Samantha examined Xavier's TESTICLES every teatime.

PS--

Here is a hint tsar why you are bad at those things. Xs are agreed on here to be tiresome. You should learn to cast yourself at the feet of the party of the second part and try to think what they would most like you to do for them. I found that the method worked so well I almost came to believe in telepathy.

And this phallic format you choose to use rather than the accepted grace and flow employed on here by our esteemed intellectuals rather confirms my diagnosis. As does italicising GUMBOOTS and bolding SEXTET.

Your acronym speaks for itself.

And don't get mad at me--I'm just trying to make you better at picking up chicks. If you want to be different do something that takes a bit more skill than those things do. Like shelf-stacking on a unicycle.

It is a tough business because ladies are so unforgiving. I used to be good at picking up chicks but I eventually learned to control myself in the service of comfort and ease. (see Chumly's "cook-a-thon" thread).

TESTICLES

TESTOSTERONE enhances sexuality, those inclined can liberally experiment such.





Another option would have consisted in picking up the right chick, the one with wonderful skills who abide by your rules.

Ok, I know, it would be a challenging task..

I don't know why you should say that Francois. I don't make any rules. I make suggestions sometimes and, if necessary, accompanied by an explanation which is either accepted or not at the lady's discretion.

Then I'd say: who abides by your suggestions..

I try to make them as attractive as I can without the use of money.

TESTOSTERONE

"The extra SPECIAL things", Oscar said, "that enhance response, offer novel experiences."

SPECIAL

Such PROFOUND excerpts come interpreted at length

PROFOUND

PROFESSIONAL riding of fast outriggers usually needs discipline.

PROFESSIONAL

Please REMEMBER Oliver, Fiona's ever so silly; it's okay not actually listening.

REMEMBER

romantic exercises must express memorable BEATIFIC erotic randiness.

BEATIFIC

Blaming Eddie after the INCIDENT Fiona's incandescence caroused.

How can incandescence carouse?

INCIDENT

I never CONSIDERED it difficult Ed- nor troublesome.