A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the men’s toilet.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the men’s room. A little later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The barman goes into the toilet to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The barman opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
