The Acronym Game

@McTag,

ONANISM

Otf never affirmed NARCISSISM is spiritual masturbation.

@Francis,

No, but it's sure heaven when I'm pounding my pud.

NARCISSISM

Ned's admiring regal CARRIAGE, innocent sweet smile in shop mirror.

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@OnTheFritz,

Thank you, OTF, for allowing me to know new idioms:

Quote:

Theres nothing i'd rather do
than get naked and ******* screw
every part of me touching every part of you

Well im tired of working, tired of slaving, thinking that i got it made
tired of dreaming and pounding my pud, now i just wanna get laid, wanna get laid

Boy that girl is hot, i'd sure like to sniff her crotch,
but shes got a boyfriend, and that aint somethin I want

Well im tired of working, tired of slaving, thinking that i got it made
tired of dreaming and pounding my pud, now i just wanna get laid, wanna get laid

Sitting on my bed, why wont you just give me head?
I'd go down on you even if its dripping red

Well im tired of working, tired of slaving, thinking that i got it made
tired of dreaming and pounding my pud, now i just wanna get laid, wanna get laid

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@OnTheFritz,

CARRIAGE

Conditioned automatic responses rarely INDICATE actual genuine emotions.

*nice Francis - is that an original?
here's another idiom - one that I always found sort of funny when I was in junior high- 'whacking his wanger'
Why don't they have any of those slang terms for girls? That just occurred to me- I've never, ever heard one.

The word is INDICATE

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@Francis,

That guy's in trouble Francis.

CARRIAGE

Charlie's always resisting Rosalinde's INVITATIONS and Gertrude's entreaties.

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Aidan wrote:

*nice Francis - is that an original?

The original lyrics of "I wanna get laid" by the Indocannibals..

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@spendius,

INVITATIONS

I'm not voyeuristic. It's the ACTIVITY that I overwhelmingly need sometimes.

(as in I don't like to watch sports - I like to do them)
*don't mind me - I'm just feeling silly and making myself laugh

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@Francis,

oh okay - I guess that's slightly better than thinking that you wrote them yourself.

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@aidan,

ACTIVITY

aidan can take it virtually INVITES then yields.

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@Dutchy,

Are you kidding, aidan? Just Google masturbation slang.

INVITES

It's not very INTIMATE, Tina's elegant soiree.

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@Dutchy,

INVITES

It's not vital in tennis, eating STRAWBERRIES

edit- Oh sorry

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@McTag,

STRAWBERRIES

Skip the rackets at WIMBLEDON, better eat red ripe items extra sweet.

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@OnTheFritz,

WIMBLEDON

When Iris MASTURBATES, buildings lean, ecstacy's dispatched (or not...)

*Fritz, I'm learning so much from you. But, you have to admit the male ones are a lot funnier than the female ones
My favorite male one was
Pat the Robertson

My favorite female one was
Playing the Clitar

The word is: MASTURBATES (what else could it be?)

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@aidan,

MASTURBATES

miracles and sex take UNUSUAL routes but always turn exquisitely sweet.

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@Dutchy,

Yeah, there are some really funny ones.

UNUSUAL

UNGER's nuts UNLEASHED, spewing ungers at length.

I only capped the first Unger to have a big unger and little ungers. The word is UNLEASHED.

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@OnTheFritz,

UNLEASHED

Unlike Nellie, Lorena enticed AUSTERE Spendius, heading excitedly down.

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@Francis,

AUSTERE

As usual, Spendi took EXCEPTION, refused eats.

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@OnTheFritz,

EXCEPTION

exotic xanadu captures exciting paradisally temptations including OMNIPRESENT naughtiness.

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@Dutchy,

OMNIPRESENT

Old men nearing IMPOTENCE parameters require evermore sensationally expert need technicians.

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@Dutchy,

OMNIPRESENT

On Monday night I'll probably rest, especially since Ed's not there.

*no really good words - feel free to choose your own

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