The Acronym Game

EGYPTIAN

Everytime Geoff yodelled Petula's titters INCLUDED answering nibbles.

INCLUDED

It's not canny, leaving us drunk each December

DECEMBER

During Elaine's CONFINEMENT Eddie made Bob's ex Rosalinde.

CONFINEMENT

Come on Ned - first it's no eggs,-meat's excluded next then?

sorry - no really good words here - so feel free to choose your own

MEATS.

Megan excelled at TIT shows.

TIT

TERRIBLE innit, Tommy?

TERRIBLE

Time, everlasting, rather relentless, is blessedly longlived; eternal.

EVERLASTING

Ed visits extended RELATIVES, looks at slides; time is not going.

RELATIVES

Relax Ed ...lounge around....take it very easy...SLEEP

(and have a nice Christmas - if you celebrate it)

Merry Christmas Aidan.

SLEEP

softly leo excited ethel PROMISCUOUSLY

Thank you Dutchy and Merry Christmas to you too - and happy belated birthday as well...hope both are/were wonderful for you.

PROMISCUOUSLY

Perhaps Robert's only mildly interested since CATHERINE unilaterally or unequivocally says, 'Love's yucky....'

*she's been burned

CATHERINE

Catherine asked Theobald how Earnest resists Imogen's NUBILE exaggerations.

NUBILE

Never underestimate blatant intelligence - LEARNING'S easy...

I wish there'd been an M - so I could have used misunderestimate - a Bushism that a friend reminded me of the other day . And we decided - underneath his dense exterior a sort of genius lurks - that's such a wonderful verb - a cross between misunderstanding and underestimating - I love it...

Anyway - got to get to church...how bout you? Or will it be the pub - either one'd be good tonight (I think anyway).

Merry christmas spendius (hey that almost rhymes)

LEARNING'S

Leaning elegantly aft Rosalinde nearly IMPLODED Nigel's generous spirituality.

It's not genius in the accepted sense of having majored in sticky toffee pudding recipes. It's more pure animal cunning.

IMPLODED
Is miniscule (PICITO) lengthly O? ~definatly. Effortlessly denoted.

PICITO

Penile INFIBULATION can increase tremendously oooowinanaahhin.

INFIBULATION

Irv's nasty foreskin infection blamed; urgent, lengthy AMPUTATION treated it. Oh no!

AMPUTATION

After Mick PERSUADED Ungwen to attempt the "icy-fingers" Oliver's nervous.

PERSUADED

Please exit rapidly since upstairs a dangerous EMISSION'S developing.

EMISSION'S

Everyday's miction is SOMETHING some issue openly. Nasty stuff.