DISPOSAL
Dub it SECONDHAND, put on sale at Leo's.
SECONDHAND,
Saving extra copies on new dvd's helps avoid NEFARIOUS deletions.
NEFARIOUS
Nearly every female argument reaches into outrageously UNDISGUISED subjectivity.
e.g. "Cos!!", as in "Cos I said so!"
UNDISGUISED
Unger's now dressed in SHIMMERING gown, undercover in sheriff's Eastport detail.
SHIMMERING
Something has Ira mighty MESMERIZED, even rapt, in neon glow.
MESMERIZED
More exact, SPELLBOUND man's eyeing ranger in zippered ensemble dipping.
SPELLBOUND
"Some PADIDDLE engagement lightens long, boring odysseys," Uncle Nunzio declared.
(For those of you with your minds perpetually in the gutter, Padiddle is an American nighttime travel game whose objective is to earn points by spotting vehicles with a burned-out headlight.)
Phew, glad you explained. I was thinking it was something a father was doing to his child, while his brother watches.
PADIDDLE
Pontiac ahead dim, its DISTRACTED driver looking elsewhere.
DISTRACTED
Didn't I say that Rosalinde acted contrary to Edwin's DIRECTIVES?
DIRECTIVES
Do it right, Edward, chaos thrives if VARIABILITY exceeds standards.
VARIABILITY
Vi's a real imp and batty innit? Love's instigating the YAHOOS!
YAHOOS
You're a HORRIBLY obese old sot.
HORRIBLY
Hey, OBJECTIVELY resist rather insulting bloody language, you!
OBJECTIVELY
On Barbara's journal, eight cute teens INSCRIBED, "Venus, everyone loves you!"
INSCRIBED
I never said Clarissa rooted in Bernie's elegant DUNGAREES.
DUNGAREES
Dotty's Uncle Ned got a Rolls, elegant, EXPENSIVE sedan.
EXPENSIVE
Everytime Xanthippe practiced ENERGETIC nagging Socrates invariably vamoosed expressly.
ENERGETIC
Ed now exercises REGULARLY; getting enormous thighs impresses chicks.
REGULARLY
Right-on everyone,,,, goodness u lookers' are rarely lonesome ~y's.
EVERYONE
Ever vaulted Ernie's rottweiler? You only need energy.
