DRAMATIC LOLLIPOP
Doug received a message and thought, "It's cryptic. Leaves out last line in PARAGRAPH. Oh pooh!".
PARAGRAPH.
Pure and refined ASKESIS generally requires a philosophical honesty.
ASKESIS
Arnold Schwarzenegger knows EXCEPTIONAL strength is stupendous.
EXCEPTIONAL
Even Xavier Cugat enjoyed Pavarotti's TRANSCENDENT interpretation of Nemorino at LaScala.
Who the hell are you Ragge? Where have you been all this time?
TRANSCENDENT
The reason Alfie never saw Clarissa's EMBONPOINT needn't detain expert neolithic theorists.
Seeing as how the game is going a bit slow I thought I would do EXCEPTIONAL.
Every "X" causes extreme peturbation that is often negating acronymical literacy.
EMBONPOINT.
EMBONPOINT
Eating McDonald's brought on Nan's PUDGINESS; Ollie's into nachos, tacos.
PUDGINESS
Patty, understanding dieting's grueling, is now exercising STRENUOUSLY, starving.
STRENUOUSLY
Smiling thoughtfully, Rosalinde ENCOURAGED Nellie's Uncle Oscar using silly, little yanks.
ENCOURAGED
Erect, near climax, Oscar upped Rosalinde's aim, gushed enormous DISCHARGE.
Eww.
DISCHARGE
Draco is shamelessly crashing Harry's affair. Really GAUCHE, eh?
GAUCHE
"Go away, UNINVITED cur," Harry exclaimed.
UNINVITED
UNknown INVentory ITEm Discovered
ITEM
"I'm the expert Madame!"
MADAME
Many a dame APPRECIATES my energy.
APPRECIATES
Are prurient posters really expecting carnal INVITATIONS at this early stage?
INVITATIONS
I'm not visiting Italy, Tom, after that incident on Naples SIDEWALK.
SIDEWALK
Susie INTERRUPTED David's education with a little kiss.
INTERRUPTED
It'll now take eight rather rough university PROFESSORS to educate Dave.
PROFESSORS
Please REVIEW oral French exercises, study selections on Rolland, Sartre.