RIOT
Riot in OMAHA, tonight!!
Omaha:
Oh my! Aeroplanes hate Arkansas!
OMAHA
Ornery MALINGERERS arouse highlighting Arkansans.
Maybe Arkansas lets in nasty geriatric engineers, really elderly SCOUNDRELS.
Scoundrels:
Safe concentrating on underaged numbsculls, Davina rounded eggs like shotguns.
Under necessarily dank eaves run ASININE girls - egg donors.
Asinine:
...And some Icelanders name igloos 'New Englands.'
I guess love's over, OLDIES.
Oldies:
Outwardly, love's dimpled incoming elephant sighs.
Still, I get hot SOMETIMES
'Sex over masturbation every time,' imparted my elderly step-aunt.
elderly. (I do it in either italics or underline)
Everyone loves dogs, even ROGUES like you.
Rogues:
Right, oh geriatric uncle: even she!
Useless nerd - clean LAVATORIES, egghead!
Lavatories:
Lengthen all VOWELS and Ts. Opt rightist, in every scuffle.
STOCKINGS
Sad truths only cushion Kmart interest, never giving sincerity.
Verily, ought we entertainers laugh SILENTLY?
Silently:
So, in Laclos' epistolary novel, townspeople like Yuppies.