ABNORMAL
About busy new overtaxed receptionist: 'Mmm-hmm- a LAYABOUT!'
By the new rule I can post that right as long as I do the standing word-(I like this one)
And Francis - DO NOT take this personally - I just couldn't resist doing this one- no reflection at all on you and yours (how could I possibly know?

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LONDON
Let's overlook Ned's decidedly overcooked NOODLE.