PENELOPE
"Please Eddie, no erotica...let's obey proper ETIQUETTE.
(that's a nice one for STARCH
)
ETIQUETTE
ever the interesting queen unlike earlier THEATRICAL tacky esquires
THEATRICAL
Though he's elegantly AESTHETIC Tom regularly invites Clarissa after lights-out.
AESTHETIC
Absolutely exquisite Spendi! Those hedonists expect treats interestingly CRAFTED...
CRAFTED
Cats really are FORTUNATE that everyone dotes.
FORTUNATE
Francis often realizes that ultimately NICETIES are tenderly expected
NICETIES
NAUGHTY, irreverant Cecilia eventually touched Ian's ears softly.
NAUGHTY
Naturally, all unused girls have TICKLISH yambags.
Well, not all unused girls have tight yonis but I guess a majority of them do..
On the other hand, I've never see a girl with ticklish yambags..
TICKLISH
Tricky insights complicated karma, lest instigate Spendi's HULLABALOO.
HULLABALOO
He's unlucky lover, left at Buenos Aires LUNCHEONETTE, ordering oysters.
*Francis - I think I might have ticklish YAMBAGS- not sure, because I only know what I think they are - but anyway - great word...I wanted to do an acronym for that one:
YAMBAGS
"You're a mama's boy and good Spendius!"- but alas the word chosen was Ticklish...
LUNCHEONETTE
Let's undulate Ned! Come here, EVALUATE openings...nuzzle- evaluate tightness... tickle... etc.
(continue from there -you get the picture)
EVALUATE
Eddie ventured a little UNDULATION after tightness evaluation.
UNDULATION
Utterly nettled, Dan, uglifying lasses, ASSERTED tightness is overrated now.
ASSERTED
And soothing SALVES effectively relieve tension - eh Dan?
SALVES
Sisters aren't LUBRICATING vulvas every Saturday.
LUBRICATING
LUBRICATION? Unnecessary because roughness is calmed and the itching's nearly gone.
(I'm talking about the sister's skin condition...I know nothing about her vulva)
*I think I'm telepathic (or telepathetic) whatever the word is. I was just thinking where did Fritz go - and look...0
I'm back
LUBRICATION
Look, uncle Bill, rubbing it causes a throbbing IRRITATION; oil now.
IRRITATION
Instead, rub round it, this ANTISEPTIC towelette is only ninepence.
