Correction.
Erica saw CASPAR have Elsie Watson sideways.
CASPAR
Can't ACHIEVE sexual parity around roue's.
ACHIEVE
aidan cherishes high INDIVIDUALISM even versatile eccentrics
INDIVIDUALISM
I nodded. Do I value individualism? Decidely-unequivocally- although less into separatist MOVEMENTS.
MOVEMENTS
making obvious visual examinations must entail near TOUCHING self-restraint
TOUCHING
To other users - children handling irons need GUIDANCE.
GUIDANCE
granny's uncle invited dad AFTERWARDS no cousins expected.
AFTERWARDS
Although Freda tried everything Roger was always RETICENT despite solicitations.
RETICENT
Really? Everything?! Tried incense, CANDLES- everything?! Nice try...
Did you notice the way the highlighted words line up: movements, touching, guidance, afterward, reticent,- so I put in candles....there's a little story right there.
CANDLES-
Charms and NARCOTIC drinks liven ennervated spirits.
NARCOTIC
Never ask round Cousin Oscar - terrifically insensitive CARDIOLOGIST.
CARDIOLOGIST.
Clarissa argued Reggie DUMBSTRUCK, in old-fashioned language, on geography in suburban Totnes.
DUMBSTRUCK
Don't underestimate Mabel buddy- she's totally real, uncut - completely KILLA!
*Killa means KILLER (as in - something that's so cool it does you in- I got it from my students- is it okay to use slang?)
KILLA
knavish IDIOSYNCRASIES lightens lifelong aspirations
IDIOSYNCRASIES
I don't idolize Odysseus silly! `Yarns never concretely reliably attributed super incredible epic STRENGTHS.
STRENGTHS
stamina taxes RESOURCEFULNESS exhaustively never growing tired hastily.
RESOURCEFULNESS
Rabid ECHIDNAS swarming over Uruguayan rainforest, causing epidemics (flu, urticaria, Legionnaires') - now eradication squads sighted.
ECHIDNAS
every child has interesting DIVERSIONS not always stimulating
DIVERSIONS
Debenhams invite VIRTUALLY everyone - reveal sartorial interest or no sale
VIRTUALLY
virgins invariably resort to unhappy and lewd LOVELESS yielding.