INTERESTING:
I Never Tell Everyone Really Exciting Sex Tales, Instead Numbing GEOGRAPHY!
geography
Gus entertains old gals rather anxiously; perhaps he's Yiddish?
YIDDISH
Yes, it does DEVOLVE into shivers henceforth.
ANXIOUSLY:
Another Nasty Xenophobe Insists On UNILATERALLY Stopping Lithuanian Yuppies!
UNILATERALLY
Unified nasodilators initiate liquifying administrations to ENTERIC receptors, and leaden livers yeastily.
ENTERIC
Every NINCOMPOOP truly encompasses readily intricate characteristics.
NINCOMPOOP:
Nice Insinuations, Neatly Composed, Offers Myriad POSSIBILITIES. Overly Optimistic? Perhaps!
Perhaps on SUNDAYS sex is best if limited. I try initiating entertaining substitutes.
SUNDAYS:
Saturdays? Usually Naked, DANCING And Yelling Sex!
Drat! All NAKED, Clary in night gown.
NAKED:
Nocchi And KIPPERS, Edible Delights!
Kedgeree, IDLIS, poppadums, pakoras, elaichi, raita, shamikebab.
IDLIS:
Idiot, Dummy Louse I SHOUTED!
See here, old 'un, take early DINNER.
Do I not never ever REGRET?
The young nymph traveled EXTENSIVELY, such fine innocence expressed, lovingly demure.
Enchanting Xmas trees, each nestling SNUGLY in velvet envelope, lucky you!
snugly
Snuggling nicely under genuine linens, yawning.
YAWNING
YEARS are waning. Now, I'm not going!