LIKELY I'm selected, toots!
likely
Leaning in, kneeling, Eve likes you.
Little ironic, knowing Eve's STYLE.
STYLE
Stripes tickle yuppies learning ENDOCRINOLOGY.
Endocrinology
Elegant new deal offers Christmas RIBBONS, instant noodles, old-fashioned logfires, overwhelming gifts - yours!
RIBBONS
Ruthless idiots bake bread of nine SIZES
Silly idiots - zealous eating SIGNIFIED.
SIGNIFIED
Santa is going nuts in Finland, insisting everyone's drugged!
EVERYONE'S
Elves very eagerly ready, yet one's not EXTRANEOUSLY set.
EXTRANEOUSLY
Every Xmas things run amok. Now Eve observes unconscious SANTA lying yonder.
So AUNTIE Newzealand takes all!
AUNTIE
Althought uncle ned talks, I eat
Apples, lemon tart, haggis, olives, undercooked goose - HUNGRY?
hungry
Hissoner, uncle Ned GROANED--rather yelled.
Great round oranges and nice EGGY dips.
EGGY
EASTERN guys give yams
EASTERN
Eastern adults say they eat regularly NOW.
WOMEN
What?!? Other men endure NOTHING!
NOTHING
No other time has it never GLORIFIED.