SOUTHERN
Sometimes Oswald UNDERTOOK to help experts researching nymphomania.
Love it, Spendi.
UNDERTOOK
Usually nuns don't extol randy toffs offering
OLEAGINOUS K-Y.
OLEAGINOUS
Otho left Elsie's APARTMENT gingerly in nightie over undone suspenders.
APARTMENT
Alistair PLANNED a round table meeting, excluding nerdy twerps.
PLANNED
plotting loving afternoons never naughty EROTIC dulness
Ace.
PLANNED
Penny leaned amourously NORMANWARDS needing extra delights.
By "Ace" I meant FF's last effort. Dutchy shows a glimmering of improvement, surprisingly.
NORMANWARDS
(Thanks, Spendi. I knew what you meant.
)
NORMANWARDS
NEEDLING Oscar, Ramon mentioned a nasty word and reproachful, degrading sentiments.
NEEDLING
nagging eccentric englishman does leave IMPERIOUS niggling greetings
IMPERIOUS
It's mighty peculiar, EXTRADITABLE Russians in operations undermining sensibility.
EXTRADITABLE
Ending X'mas Tantrums, Rachel And Daniel Indigenously Tackled Adrian's BULLISH Livid Efforts.
BULLISH
Buying underwear, Lydia loudly insulted sales help.
SALES.
SLAPPING around Lucy's ex satisfies.
SLAPPING
Sweet leaves attract PORCUPINES prospecting in new grass.
PORCUPINES
Perhaps offering resistance cautiously UNDERESTIMATED Presidential ingenuity never experienced since.
Would you mind explaining the meaning of that Mathos?
I'm not saying you can't explain it but I would like to hear an explanation in order to approve it. It is a rule of the thread that the submission, a speciality of your's, should make sense. I can always explain mine although I'll admit I might not be allowed to by rules further up the hierarchy where the mods float in celestial harmony at Craven's feet.
Take it away brainbox. I bet you never got an introduction as good as that when you were singing to packed halls and adoring masses swaying to "I Did It My Way".
You thick, dense un-educated senile codger!
A twelve year old with learning difficulties could understand that!
Furthermore you thick gormless oink, this is not the questions and answer thread! If you come on here, do the acronym, I don't mind discussion with your thick as a plank Yorkshire skull, but I expect you to fulfill the obligatory fundamental basics of not by passing a word, simply because a short brief and succinct sentence is beyond your bloody understanding.
The word is UNDERESTIMATED.
And I could never, never, ever be accused of underestimating your thick stupid imbecilic approach to life. Oink!
Mathos-
If you think that rant will occlude our vision enough for us not to notice that you have failed to explain the meaning of your submission under PORCUPINES, admirable as it is in some ways, you sorely underestimate our capacities.
I'll be quite satisfied if another member explains it for us.
You see- I had a decent one for PORCUPINES and you pipped me. It was-
Pulling out, Reggie cruised up past Irene's NONDESCRIPT estate serenely.
I can explain that and unless you change your tune and apologise for breaking the thread's most important rule so prematurely I will invite fellow threadsters to vote by choosing to do NONDESCRIPT rather than underestimated which is a bit naff really. I'm sick of words beginning with UN- I can't stop myself starting off Underneath Nellie's or Nelly. It makes me weep.
If my offering made some people laugh, which it might have done, and your's produced a blank stare, as it did for me, your premature ejaculation deprived them of that laugh, which are getting harder to come by, which I have now restored.
One more chance then- I'm a moderate man. In every respect.
I'd be pretty impressed if you did explain it in simple language as I can my NONDESCRIPT gem.
UNDERESTIMATED
Ursula needily desires EROTIC rendezvous enjoying satisfying trysts in my attic topping Ellen DeGeneres.
(I'm not taking sides or playing favorites, but I do think that you deserve kudos for your Reggie acronym, Spendi. It's very evocative, and I love acronyms that paint an interesting picture.)
EROTIC.
Ernie rubbed Olive's tits in CHAPEL.
