MUMMIFICATION
Mammalian ululations made Mike's intense friction ingenuities cause a trembling in OVERHEAD neons.
OVERHEAD
Only virgins excite Roger, he expects ANGELIC dames.
ANGELIC
"And now gentlemen, 'ere's Lola in CONCERT". ( An MC's intro at a stripshow.)
CONCERT
Concert or no concert Ernies randy TONIGHT.
TONIGHT
Toenails, or nails in general, harbour TOADSTOOLS.
TOADSTOOLS.
Trying on Adele's DIRECTOIRES Stan tumbled over on loose string
DIRECTOIRES
I see the oink is still manufacturing his own vocabulary!
!Drat! It's Roger," exclaimed Clary, "The ogre takes offence in randy exercises SOMETIMES."
SOMETIMES
(Sometimes Mathos adds letters to the words just so he can say more)
So often, Mathos enthuses too INDISCRIMINATELY; Mathos's enthusiasm sucks.
INDISCRIMINATELY
I note dick is spewing crap rather indiscriminately, maybe it naturally ACHIEVES thrills, expecting lucky yammerings!
{Where was the extra lettering prick?}
Look at DIRECTOIRE, and at your sentence, oink
ACHIEVES
A CLANDESTINE harlot, Inez expects Victor's erotic sensuality
CLANDESTINE
You look at it prick, your either going blind with all that wanking or you have figments of imagination better suited to a pigs fart.
Clown looks a NONCHALANT dick every Sunday, that's in nice exceptions.
Mathos-
The gentleman simply pointed to your obvious error. There is no need to address him in such uncomplimentary terms. He probably wanks no more than any other healthy man of his age. I can't comment on your other gratuitous insult other than to say that I bow to your expertise in being able to assess the imaginative capacities of a pig's fart.
Your sex life must be a little approximate to them though, I should think, if you have never lowered or raised a pair of directoires. It's a French word which provides that extra frisson of naughtiness which one doesn't get with "smalls" or "briefs". One feels that an afficionado is well read in French literature when he uses a word like that. A bit esoteric if you know what I mean.
Any seasoned traveller will tell you about the pull of words. Costa-del-Sol ,say, which is a euphemism for a clip joint. Loin ticklers.
I feel much too nonchalant this evening so I will forbear attempting your acronym. (Nellie's overdone Neil's...) I'm thirsty.
NONCHALANT.
NONCHALANT.
Neil's overdone Nellie's CHOCOLATE hackberry and landed a nice touch.
Spendius:-
When I see reference to you being appointed some kind of umpire, referee or adjudicator on these pages, I might, just might, consider listening to one word you say!
But don't hold your breath waiting for such a foolish thing in life.
As it is, Mr **** for Brains, you will be well advised to keep to your station in life as a blithering idiotic oink.
Every time you open your sarcastic trap it gushes forth more signs pointing to you not necessarily being a has been but a never ever will be.
I've said before, there are far too many freaks and not enough circus's when you and the prick get together especially.
Are you brothers?
CHOCOLATE
Come hither oinks, clowns only look ALIENATED, thats evident!
Smoke that with your Siamese twin!
ALIENATED
A light insoucience ENNERVATED Neville's attention to egrarious Dunciadisms.
ENNERVATED
Eh Nigel, never expected randy virgins at THISTLETHWAITHES evening dances.
{According to our Wilf's mother who happened to be glancing over my left shoulder, there be only one N in enervated as well, I thought I may as well pass that bit of useless or useful information onto you oink!}
THISTLETHWAITHES
Theresa has INTRODUCED Simon to Lucy expecting to have wound-up Anthea in the hope Evelyn's suspicious.
INTRODUCED
I normally torment, Rita obviously didn't UNDRESS casually, everybody's delighted
UNDRESS
under nelly's dress roger ENCOUNTERED strange sensuality
ENCOUNTERED
Encountering Nellie's cousin Olive under neath tarpaulin endangered REGINALD'S esoteric dignity.
