The Acronym Game

METHUSALHS

Mavis endured Teddy's HEARTFELT, unctuous solicitations and loosened her suspenders. (laid herself supine--looked highly suspicious).

HEARTFELT

He enjoys art, rarely takes FERROCYANIDES, eats late, tangos.

FERROCYANIDES


FIDDLESTICKS every reference ratifys open crotched Yankees, and New-York is defiantly erotic Spendius.

FIDDLESTICKS

Feeling inside Deardrie's dress Len explored some thick corset keech SUSURRUSSING.

SUSURRUSING



Somethings upsetting Spendius, usually randy Rebecca UNLEASHES suggestions invoking naughty games.


I was of half a mind to make you re-do the last one and stop you being so bloody stupid with nonsense. There are more than enough appropriate English words in the language to select fitting approbations for your use. Why not take a day off from being a blithering stupid idiot and use them. Dickhead.

UNLEASHES

Unintelligible NARRATORS leave everybody somewhat hazy especially spendi.

* We know you have only half a mind Mathos but how you plan applying it in the service of making me do anything let alone catering for your limited vocabulary is not entirely clear. If your control freakery did extend to such mystical usages one presumes it would embrace the others posting on here and I hardly think they wold be in favour of that for the same reasons I'm not.

Your spellings atrocious, as usual Dickhead... WOULD


NARRATORS


Non acceptable rantings rarely activate the ONOMATOPOEIC resistables Spendi.


Boy you are bloody thick!

ONOMATOPOEIC

Obsessive NAUGHTINESS offered Mavis a terrific opportunity of posing on pedestals on elevations in carnivals.

Mathos wrote-



That's not so bad, nor so uncommon, but seeing as how it is seemingly permissible to blurt out intemperate assertions may I be permitted to say that you are an incoherent, infractious, incautious, inappeasable, inartistic, inept, iniquitous, incongruous, inclement, incontinent, incidental, inattentive, indecent, inane, inadequate, inefficient, insolent, incompetent, insensitive, inferior, inexcusable, infantile, inconsequential, incorrigible, indigestible, indiscriminate, inflexible, inoperable, insatiable, insufferable little twerp and an infidel to boot and have an incredibly indefatigable inclination to inflate your incomparable, ingrained individualities infinitely.

Have you the slightest idea how stupid you sounded with those meanderings from the i section of your dictionary, is it a new one?


NAUGHTINESS


NOTWITHSTANDING atrocious unbearable grammar, haughtiness taken in narcissistic exercises, sounds stupid!

Smoke that oink!

Boy, your actually getting thicker by the minute

NOTWITHSTANDING

Norma offered to wed Ivor thinking his Salesian training AFFECTATIONS nicely delivered inspiring, necessary generosities.

oikonkoinkoinoinoinky!!

AFFECTATIONS

A fine festival excluded corny TURBOFRUITS and took instead old Neil Sedaka.

TURBOFRUITS

Tickling up Renee brought out FORBIDDEN responses undermining indoctrinated taboos somewhat.

FORBIDDEN

Forget overly ripe bananas, instead drink DELICIOUS egg nog.

DELICIOUS



Don't even lick it, CAUTION is obviously undermining sensibility.

CAUTION

Clarissa acted unselfishly towards Ivor on NIGHT-TRAIN.

NIGHT-TRAIN

Never ignite gas heated torches - they really are INFERIOR now

INFERIOR

I'm not for entering Rosalinde's inordinately ornate RESTROOM.

RESTROOM




RABBITS eat silly treats Roger offers on Mondays.

RABBITS

Riding a bouncy bike in Totnes SMIRKING.

SMIRKING

Silly moos in red kilts invaded Neapolitan GATEHOUSE.