The Acronym Game

Mathos,

Excuse me, but all idiot brains being equal, is there such a word as DECLARIN?

I loved you for your beauty
but that doesn't make a fool of me:
You were in it for your beauty too
and I loved you for your body
there's a voice that sounds like God to me
Declarin, declaring, declaring that your body's really you

Most respectfully,

Your sister in Idiothood

Look, this is the acronym thread, had I made an error in spelling on these pages you could rebuke me accordingly. If you want an answer on my avatar, please report to Mathos Room for The Insane, and redirect your question accordingly.

Do you look like your avatar?

Or is it just a case of sounding stupid

Mathos- I know how to spell guaranteed. I put that up just to see which pedantic twit would pop out of the woodwork and start pratering instead of getting on with what is shown highlighted which, in case you've forgotten is GARUANTEED.

You used "were" instead of "where" earlier in the ID thread but I didn't go dampening my trolleys over it. I noticed it though. It's really, really naff is doing that.

Your attempting to hog wash your plight again Spendi, now go back and do it again, spell the word correctly! I have no intention of making an acronym out of a mis-spelled common or garden every day word which a third year primary child would have no trouble in spelling! Don't forget, I didn't do the school bit, and I just love it when you clever ignorant arseholes show me just how clever you really are!


I know your sort mate, you'd spend a lifetime licking stamps just so you could wear a fancy suit every day and never get your hands dirty.

You're "guaranteed" to get a reply to that Mathos.

I don't wear suits. I don't even have one. I don't remember the last suit I saw in our pub either.

If you care to look back you will find I have done at least three wacronyms (that's an acronym on a misspelled word) and without passing comment. What difference does it make. If it's highlighted get on with it.

Get back and re-write the acronym, spell GUARANTEED as shown and we will take it from there!

Naughty boy.

I had better give him his lollipop I think.


GUARANTEED. (Okay?)

Geraldine undressed and ran around NEKKID tantalisingly exhibiting every dainty.

NEKKID (Your being very childish again, Spendi)



Neville eats KETCHUPPED kittens in Doncaster.

KETCHUPPED

Kelly expects that Christian HEADMASTERS understand pensions plans ended disastrously.

HEADMASTERS

Helping Elaine's advanced DUMPLING masterclass Stan took exit route speedily.

DUMPLING

Daddy undid Mummy's pinny! Let's INTERRUPT now, Gertie.

INTERRUPT


Interesting notions expressing raunchy relief, UNDERMINE pretty thoughts.

UNDERMINE

Useful nesting devices erected round my inner NASTURTIUM enclosure.

NASTURTIUM


Not ANTICIPATING slow thrusts, Ursula raunchily threw undulating movements

ANTICIPATING

As no typical incidents (criminal in pattern and tendency) intercepted, nobody's GUILTY.

GUILTY


Golly! Uncle Isaac's INTERMITTENTLY licking Tricias Y-zone.


(Catch you later Clary, there's a break in the monsoon)

INTERMITTENTLY

I never treated ERMINTRUDE roughly, mitigating initial tough treatment. Evidently Neville treasures live yogurt.

ERMINTRUDE

Elevated response mechanisms in Nellie's terrific REPETOIRE undermine Desmond's equilibrium.

REPETOIRE

REALLY easy Priestley essays, thought Oliver, I'm reading English.