"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Oh........................... I've been on the phone for the last hour - HA! I will be back..... I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!





<sorry sorry sorry.... I DO TALK FOR ENGLAND YA KNOW!) HA!

And, if that wasn't enough, the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

The brain's "sex processor" - the areas responsible for sexual thoughts - is twice as big as in men than in women, perhaps explaining why men are stereotyped as having sex on the mind.

This set me thinking!

Women talk almost three times as much as men, according to research.
It is something one half of the population has long suspected - and the other half always vocally denied. Women really do talk more than men.
In fact, women talk almost three times as much as men, with the average woman chalking up 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man.

Women also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing their own voices.

The inherent differences between the male and female brain explain why women are naturally more talkative than men,women devote more brain cells to talking than men.

And, if that wasn't enough, the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

The differences can be traced back to the womb, where the sex hormone testosterone moulds the developing male brain.

The areas responsible for communication, emotion and memory are all pared back the unborn baby boy.
The result is that boys - and men - chat less than their female counterparts and struggle to express their emotions to the same extent.
Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion, while men have a small country road,

There are, however, advantages to being the strong, silent type, testosterone also reduces the size of the section of the brain involved in hearing - allowing men to become "deaf" to the most logical of arguments put forward by their wives and girlfriends.

But what the male brain may lack in converstation and emotion, they more than make up with in their ability to think about sex.
The brain's "sex processor" - the areas responsible for sexual thoughts - is twice as big as in men than in women, perhaps explaining why men are stereotyped as having sex on the mind.

Or, to put it another way, men have an international airport for dealing with thoughts about sex, "where women have an airfield nearby that lands small and private planes".

I believe women actually perceive the world differently from men.

He might be a woman....

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And, if that wasn't enough, the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

Good Grief - if only that were true....

Ah yeah...... he's probably trying to figure out a good response... you know, being that the mins have less brain cells and all that.... <yawns> HA!