"YABBER-LINER" - ALL ABOARD

Great to see you, Try.....................I think.

Retirement is fine. Katrina is still working hard as a casting director for movies and television. Her boyfriend of five years works as a production manager. The two have not married yet but recently bought a small aquarium with fish. My son Nathan asked his sister if she was really ready for such a serious responsibility.

Shakespeare, facts and figures, 6.30am in the morning, first sip of coffee, my head boggles

Hey there Try, nice to see you (hear you), see from you, hear from you

I have a question for you. Do you leave the toilet seat up or down?

Off course being an Aussie, I leave it "down"

You are such a voyeur. Me likey.

I actually taking that from the original word meaning which I got from dictionary.com

voyeur
a scopophiliac, 1900, from Fr. voyeur (1898), lit. "one who views or inspects," from voir "to view," from L. videre "to see" (see vision). Voyeurism first recorded 1924.

I shall endeavor to practice what I preach. I hope that that is loving others well and laughing a lot.

Since that is what I love to do most.

I am pooped. Started school this week. I'm happy and sad. I miss my babies but the twinks start high school and it makes me kind of sad. I know how fast these next 4 years will go. sniff sniff.

Wandel...love seeing the pics of your boy! Hope he is having a great time down under.

Foundie - We leave the toilet seat down too. And we ain't Aussies.

But I am the one who demands such things seeing that the boys left it up once and upon a midnight visit to the loo fell in because the boys left it up. It was surprising. I was prissed.

Hugs you all.

Missing Iz. Haven't heard Verbs.

mis

Pftttttttttttt so do I, tell that to my other half

Hey JW, What do you call a fish with no eye?




FSH.

Haha, you make eye laugh.




Hi Kel. You mention ‘toilet seats’!!!

Do you think I live in the space age or what!

Ima gonna tell you what I told Liza…


There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in the bucket,
dear Liza, a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then fix it, dear Henry
Dear Henry, fix it.

With what shall I fix it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I fix it,
dear Liza, with what?

With a straw, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a straw, dear Henry
Dear Henry, with a straw.

The straw is too long, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The straw is too long,
dear Liza, too long,

Then cut it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then cut it, dear Henry,
dear Henry, cut it.

With what shall I cut it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I cut it,
dear Liza, with what?

With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
With a knife, dear Henry, dear Henry, with a knife.

The knife is too dull, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The knife is too dull,
dear Liza, too dull.

Then sharpen it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry
Then sharpen it, dear Henry,
dear Henry, sharpen it.

On what shall I sharpen it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
On what shall I sharpen it,
dear Liza, on what?

On a stone, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
On a stone, dear Henry,
dear Henry, a stone.

The stone is too dry, dear Liza, dear Liza,
The stone is too dry,
dear Liza, too dry.

Then wet it, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
Then wet it, dear Henry,
dear Henry, wet it.

With what shall I wet it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
With what shall I wet it,
dear Liza, with what?

try water, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
try water, dear Henry,
dear Henry, water.

In what shall I fetch it, dear Liza, dear Liza?
In what shall I fetch it,
dear Liza, in what?

In the bucket, dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry,
In the bucket, dear Henry,
dear Henry, a bucket.

But there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,
There's a hole in my bucket,
dear Liza, a hole.




Dear Missy, your fears of time moving too fast are groundless:

William Cowper (1731–1800)
God Moves in Mysterious Ways

God moves in a mysterious way,
His wonders to perform;
He plants his footsteps in the sea,
And rides upon the storm.

Deep in unfathomable mines
Of never failing skill,
He treasures up his bright designs,
And works his sovereign will.

Ye fearful saints, fresh courage take,
The clouds ye so much dread
are big with mercy, and shall break
In blessings on your head.

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust him for his grace;
Behind a frowning providence,
He hides a smiling face.

His purposes will ripen fast,
Unfolding every hour;
The bud may have a bitter taste,
But sweet will be the flower.

Blind unbelief is sure to err,
And scan his work in vain;
God is his own interpreter,
And he will make it plain.

William Cowper was a British poet and hymnist. He struggled throughout his life with depression, doubts, and fears…

In fact he was human just like us actually. Keep laughing and the world will laugh with you.

I am sorry to say there was a typographical malfunction over the spelling of the word ‘Leat’, which according to the Oxford English Dictionary, leat is cognate with let in the sense of "allow to pass through". Other names for the same thing include fleam (probably a leat supplying water to a mill that did not have a millpool)…

I was of course referring to…

The term leet (or 1337) is derived from the word elite. The leet alphabet is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Leet may also be considered a substitution cipher, although many dialects or linguistic varieties exist in different online communities. The term leet is also used as an adjective to describe formidable prowess or accomplishment.

For example: ‘Wikipedia’ would be spelt; W1|<1P3[)14


In conclusion; has anyone heard from Stormy or Spendious, it has been so long and I’m getting worried!

Hugs y'all

Seriously worried about Spendius - he's been gone for too long.

As a recidivist soothsayer may I thank you for your concern dear Vonny, you have restored my faith in human nature; may your wet room never leak.


I do not wish to appear pedantic, but I consider, and I’m sure scholars of ancient Hebrew will agree when I say, distortion of the recited phrase bārūkh habbā ( beshēm ădhōnai ) “blessed is he who comes (in the name of the Lord)”
is an irrefutable presumption when applied to an episode involving excitement, confusion, turmoil, etc.

It is therefore entirely appropriate that the brouhaha surrounding excited public interest, discussion and the like, as the clamor attending some sensational event unfolds with the unsubstantiated reports that Splenius has eloped with Izzie!

Now, apart from that onetime when I said our school bus had been found abandoned on the moon and the misunderstanding over the time I said Missy was gonna ‘do’ me… when in fact she said, ‘sue me’ as in take legal action if I did not immediately cease and desist steaming up her bedroom windows at three in the morning… I have been pretty accurate in my last nine asinine assumptions.

I suggest we put out an A.P.B. for a Lancastrian with a big smile on his face and his beautiful blond buxom bombshell babe; a.k.a. 5b’s… But probably nearer to 34B

Does anyone have an old copy of National Geographic or such like that may carry a facsimile of Splenius and perhaps JW could be persuaded to part with his copy of Catwalk magazine so Izzie may be scantily identified.

Please post what the pair could look like!


All confirmed sightings will be rewarded by my rendition of why Persian Kebab and rice is the most boring one-dimensional food ever!


Shavu'a Tov

My son Nathan told us that he ran in Sydney's City2Surf 14K event!

Wow! Him and 80,000 others!

I made a conscious decision to stay home and not contribute to traffic congestion.

Caring and sharing I am!

Spendius and I have had our spats and likely mutual eye rolls, but I have a memory of him writing me very appreciated comments once. That must have cost him some suave but made me understand him better. Unless, unless, unless, he was kidding.

Anyway, re the present, I'm hoping is ok too, the brat.

I've never been missing. I always know right where I am!! Well...except...there was that one time in Vegas....



interesting!! I hope they both return soon.

Where is Izzie? How is Izzie?

IZZIE!

i was wondering abt Izzaa too..any news anyone?

Hi, just dropping in. Iz is having some struggles with health at the moment, I hope she doesn't mind me posting. Sboy and Fboy spent some time together last night which was good. I hope all is well with you and yours x

Thank you annis.

Glad to hear the boys had some time together.

I will tell Izzie that you were concerned, she is on many drugs and struggling moving. Wishing her well.

I think you know that you and Izzella and your community have got the hearts of many of us here. We miss you and wish you the very best.

Agreeing, and saying we miss you..

Sorry to hear that our Izzie is not well. My hoper is in high gear for her.

Thanks for letting us know.

Thank you, annis. I hope that Izzie's health can improve.