Being that I am on virtually everyone's mailing list, I get oodles and oodles of catalogs this time of year. Thumbing through them, I've discovered that there are some pretty strange gifts available. For example, this is a resin cow head to use in your garden so you can 'fool your neighbors' (but only in summer -- it can't be frozen). It costs $100 and there is also a resin moose available for only $149.
Any other ideas for the person who has everything?