<gets dlowan a mug of hot milk and a heating pad>
Here, now, take a hot bath (no, don't put the heating pad in the bath water), then you can have these things and snuggle into bed. Do you want I should read a story? Here's one: "Oracle DBA Checklists".
Ahem.
Once upon a time, there was a magical database administrator who lived near an enchanted database. One day, three bears ....
Oh no! NOT the database and the bears story!
Here's one of my favorites:
"Depressurize system and drain reservoir prior to servicing. Engage power-take-off lock and remove guard to access hydraulic fluid filter. Warning: surfaces may be hot; wear suitable gloves .... "
ya want me to go on, or is that kickin' in?
Actually, when I was a kid, my Dad used to explain refrigeration in order to get us to sleep. The story apparently also worked with my nephew (and it's also worked with my mother), so refrigeration is three-generation tested.
I dunno ... I think mebbe the bunny has dozed off; she's awful quiet. Should we just tiptoe outta here?
Goddess! It is too late to go back to sleep now! It is nearly six.
Fortunately, Margo was also sleepless.
Actually, I am a wee tad hung over, too.
Gonna be a bad day at Black Rock for this Bunny!
Yeah, work is the curse of the drinking class. The best way to avoid hangovers is never to give 'em a chance to take hold. Ensure a sufficient supply of booze. You may not be able to drink your troubles away, but you can keep 'em so busy treadin' beer they don't have opportunity to bother you.
Heehee - no booze for me for the next few weeks....hadda finish the open bottle.....
A hung over bunny is very funny!
Not from this side of the screen it isn't.......my tail is all un-puffed.....my ears are drooping.....
The folklore of A2K. Hmm. "Question reality".
Wotcha gonna ask it, when you find it?
The problem is that when questioned, reality has a way of coming back with answers both unexpected and inconvenient. I've found it much less hassle to just get along with it rather than argue with it. I guess that pretty much verifies that wimmins is real, too.
I have just created a thread for the likes of you mins, Timber!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I can't sleep again.
What folklore have we grown in the last 4 and a quarter years??????
Hmmmmmmmmm????????
Soz, I'm getting that kidney!!!
Hey, you should come visit some time. I have a nice bathtub filled with ice with your name written all over it.
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Soz, I'm getting that kidney!!!
Hey, you should come visit some time. I have a nice bathtub filled with ice with your name written all over it.
That's not folklore, that's urban myth.
