YO, WHERE MY CHEESEHEADS AT? LET'S GO PACKERS!

Hi, Dadpad. That is a great article. It shows that either that is a really crappy newspaper, or you guys really don't follow american football all that much. They're talking about Ben Graham from the Jets, who beat the Raiders to seal their spot in the playoffs...the only problem is that none of that happened and the Jets aren't even in the playoffs. That whole article is wrong in too many ways to fix.

Here's what's really happening.

Gargamel, do you share my vision? Brady and his teammates walk off the field silent, dejected, and all but ignored, while a crush of fans and reporters crowd around Favre as his teammates carry him on their shoulders to the stage that has been erected on the fifty-yard line for the trophy ceremony. He is greeted with a thunderous fourteen-minute ovation. Tears are flowing freely from the eyes of every man, woman, and child in attendance as the old fighter waits for the crowd to settle down, and when they finally do quiet down, the whole stadium goes as quiet as a cathedral. Brett, overcome with the emotion of the moment, looks out to the crowd and begins to speak.

Okay, that's as far as my vision goes at this point, but still, it's pretty good, right?

Packers vs. Seahawks. Less than three hours to game time!

LET'S GO PACKERS!

(I'm picturing him dragging a couple of tacklers on his back into the end zone to score the winning touchdown)

My dream scenario for the NFL playoffs, now that my Steelers have been eliminated, is one that puts me in the same camp with you wacky cheese-wedge-wearing beings. It would also be one of the highest-rated, most historically pleasing scenarios in any superbowl EVER.

Here's the dream:

Patriots go undefeated through the playoffs, meet the Packers in the superbowl, and Brett Favre and Tom Brady have a duel for the ages. The high-scoring shootout ends in some type of heroics from Brett Favre on the last play of the game (I'm picturing him dragging a couple of tacklers on his back into the end zone to score the winning touchdown), thus beating the Patriots and securing Brett Favre's legacy as the greatest competitor to ever play the game. Who else would be better to give Tom Brady and the juggernaut Patriots the comeuppance they so greatly deserve? It could happen!!!

So where my cheeseheads at!?

Let's go Packers!!!! BEAT THE **** OUT OF THE SEAHAWKS!!!

It shows that either that is a really crappy newspaper,

or you guys really don't follow american football all that much