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In GOD's eyes, forever don't mean a thing.

 
 
Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 09:40 pm
Okay, so in the beginning of the OLD testament there is a lot of talk about the everlasting covenant between GOD and man, as you can see below, in a screen capture I got when searching through bible.com using the new international version.

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/5957/bibledotcom1bz0.jpg

Everlasting. Hmm. That means FOREVER, doesn't it? To last for...ever. Yeah, I think that is what it means.

But no! Wait! Hold the Phone! In the NEW testament, Jesus talks about a NEW covenant, as you'll notice below, in another screen capture I got off bible.com using the new international version.


http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3291/bibledotcom2tf1.jpg


What? If GOD, who is perfect in all ways as they say, says everlasting, then why would there ever be a need for there be a new covenant? That would imply that the first one was...shall we say...imperfect? And if GOD can send Jesus down to fool around with the rules and change a covenant that GOD previously said would last for EVER, then how can you trust any of the other things that GOD says are supposed to be everlasting, such as everlasting life in heaven, or GOD's everlasting love?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 09:51 pm
No date tonight, Kicky....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:02 pm
Actually, I had a great cheesesteak earlier, and each bite was a taste-orgy in my mouth. It was orgasmically delicious. Does that count?
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:03 pm
I dunno, was it religiously orgasmic....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:07 pm
Not really...but I did get a side of fries with it that I didn't order and didn't pay for, so that was sort of miraculous I guess...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:08 pm
manna from heaven?

You may be holy, Kicky....
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:08 pm
Yes, the cheesesteak counts!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:12 pm
Maybe it really was a cheesesteak from heaven. Ever since I got home after eating it, I've been running back and forth to the toilet yelling, "oh god, oh god, oh god!"
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:15 pm
Laughing I hate when that happens!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:16 pm
You ARE aware, aren't you, that you are starting another 463 page thread, no?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:17 pm
ossobuco wrote:
You ARE aware, aren't you, that you are starting another 463 page thread, no?


Ooh, I didn't even think of that angle. Cool. I hope so.
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:18 pm
I think we're due for a 463 page thread. It's been a while, hasn't it?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:20 pm
Hey, you know, when I started this thread I was actually thinking people might want to discuss the questions I posed.

Seriously, how do Christians explain that away? Oh god, that damned holy sandwich is calling me to the altar again...
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:22 pm
When you started this, you were makin' me hungry......

Next time, drive to Pat's....(and send me one.....)
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:22 pm
Sorry Kicky, my eyes hurt when I read about religion.
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:23 pm
Oh great, now I want one!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:24 pm
That's okay Montana, you are always welcome in any thread of mine, no matter what!
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:26 pm
I'm tellin' ya, this place is good. They even offer Cheez wiz as an option for your choice of cheese. I haven't tried that yet. Maybe next time.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:27 pm
Even if it turns out to be about diarrhea....we like girls who like snakes....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 14 Dec, 2007 10:30 pm
it's actually about these babies...

http://www.carlsteaks.com/
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