They call it the Rhino virus........

Letty
thanks for the smile . . .

Thank you, SULLY, and welcome to A2K. Actually, that little poem was inspired by a man named yitwail AKA Moby Dick/M.D. He had the sniffles.

Why don't you try one? It's fun!

don't know bout trying sniffles for fun, but cool i could inspire somebody. hard enough inspiring yourself with the cold. (inspire is literally breathe in, ya know :wink: )

Define it as you will, I would still rather inspire than expire.

Funny, Rog and M.D.

Speaking of expiring, this is not an original, and I do NOT know where I first heard it, but............

I feel bad,
I feel bum
Gee I wish that spring would come
'Cause I've got a code in my nose
I've got a code in my nose.

Went to see the doctor,
Asked him what to do
Lordy help the doctor,
'cause he then said,
I've got one, too.

So we laid down
Side by side
I'm still here, but the doctor died,
And I've got a code in my nose
OHHHHHH
I've got a code in my nose.

I definitly had the Rhino virus...made me feel like I'd been run over by one.

Ah, Bella and babe and sneezing.
Just don't let it turn into wheezing.
A rhino is bold
A reindeer is cold
But neither is what we call pleasing.

this bloke got a cold experience

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2225312,00.html

Steve, David Leggat must have been a chemical professor, and they don't get out of the lavatory too often.

See, folks? Once again a common cleaner saves the day. Loved her comment about the bar.

Incidentally, Brit. Wonder if the poor man caught a rhino virus in that water closet?

Do you want to be my lover, for tonight?
I'll tell you that, there is no other, for tonight.
Just let me tease you,
And let me please you,
Just don't take all the covers, for tonight.

Not tonight, SULLY, I have a headache. You wouldn't want to catch my cold, right?

Eric Bern is funny,
And I do believe he's right.
A little game is going on
Between the left and right.

I think we need a new excuse
For saying, "Dear, it's late."
Can we just have a heart to heart?
Or shall we call it fate.