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TheDrokemKeydoard...orMakimgPoemsFromLemoms

 
 
dlowan
 
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:19 am
Havimg
recemtly
lost
the
use
of
parts
of
my
keydoard


I
have
a
mew
sympathy
for
Mehitadel's
Archy


Mot
that
I
must,
Archy
like,
dash
my
head
agaimst
harsh
amd
umfriemdly
typewriter
keys,

Dut
more
that
I
wish
to
dash
the
keys
agaimst
my
head


Amd
I
fimd
myself
womderimg
which
is
the
worser
fate
im
life(questiommark)

To
have
mo
capitals,
or
to
have
mo
spacedar(questiommark)


(I
am
adle
to
view
with
equamimity
the
loss
of
the
letters
"x"
ad
"x')


Dut,
is
it
worse
to
live
the
dog's
life
of
a
cockroach
with
the
soul
of
a
poet,
(aldeit
a
vers
lidre
poet)
trapped
imside,



Or
to
de
a
humam
who
is
omly
capadle
of
doggerel(questiommark)
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:26 am
I
have
wamted
to
emulate
your
method
of
commuication
(lately)
ever
simce
it
started

so
mow
I
will
take
the
opportunity


Archy,
yes,
I
thought
of
him

also
as
dag
said
that
ome
kid
from
"malcolm"
who
talks
like
this



ah,
the
power
of
roll
play!

what
seemed
amusing
a
while
ago
is
quickly
becoming



o
l
d


(who
meeds
capitals
though <questiommark>)
it's
the
space
bar
that
kills
me
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:31 am
sozobe wrote:
I
have
wamted
to
emulate
your
method
of
commuication
(lately)
ever
simce
it
started

so
mow
I
will
take
the
opportunity


Archy,
yes,
I
thought
of
him

also
as
dag
said
that
ome
kid
from
"malcolm"
who
talks
like
this



ah,
the
power
of
roll
play!

what
seemed
amusing
a
while
ago
is
quickly
becoming



o
l
d


(who
meeds
capitals
though <questiommark>)
it's
the
space
bar
that
kills
me




Kills

YOU!!!!!!!
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:34 am
as
in
I
SYMPATHIZE!!!
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sozobe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:35 am
I
meam
"as
im"
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 08:37 am
sozobe wrote:
I
meam
"as
im"



Aaaaaahhhhhhh.



You
remimd
me
of
our
three
legged
dog,
who
made
firm
frieds
with
a
mew
dog
who
moved
im
mext
door.





After
a
while,
the
perfectly
healthy
ew
dog
degam
walkig
om
three
legs!!!!
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 10:22 am
Tisfarfarworse]
todemissingaspacedar
thamhasevergomedefore
themastofcapitalizatiomloss!

Isitmot.>

Toseekupomtheshoreof
plasticdagsinthesea
amousepadforthee
(orwasitamouse.>),

Iwillsailthedluewaters
oftypeamdhypevast
imsearchofrhymeamd
rhythmemoughtolast

'tilyouodtaimyourmewkeydoard
amdlivehappily
overtheriveramd
outtothesea.
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Noddy24
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 12:07 pm
Plaques&tangles
Tangles&plaques

Conversationbecomesmonologues
R am.bl/ing mo-nonono-logs

Rotten lemons
Make tainted lemonade.
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 02:52 pm
Noddy24 wrote:
Plaques&tangles
Tangles&plaques

Conversationbecomesmonologues
R am.bl/ing mo-nonono-logs

Rotten lemons
Make tainted lemonade.



You
sayimg
my
lemoms
are
rottem!!!!!!!!!!
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:01 pm
dookmark
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:07 pm
ossobuco wrote:
Tisfarfarworse]
todemissingaspacedar
thamhasevergomedefore
themastofcapitalizatiomloss!

Isitmot.>

Toseekupomtheshoreof
plasticdagsinthesea
amousepadforthee
(orwasitamouse.>),

Iwillsailthedluewaters
oftypeamdhypevast
imsearchofrhymeamd
rhythmemoughtolast

'tilyouodtaimyourmewkeydoard
amdlivehappily
overtheriveramd
outtothesea.




Awwwwwwwwwwww.....schifff......
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:08 pm
i
womder
who
are
the
most
umpromoumcadle
members
om
a2k
for
your
keydoard
right
now

i
think
it's
domme...

also
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
"bunny"
decomes
dummy
HAAAAAA!!!! hahaha
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dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:12 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
i
womder
who
are
the
most
umpromoumcadle
members
om
a2k
for
your
keydoard
right
now

i
think
it's
domme...

also
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
"bunny"
decomes
dummy
HAAAAAA!!!! hahaha




Momsemse.
It.decomes."Waddit".or."Lagomorph".

Silly.Slovakiam.witch!


Or.I.just.copy.amd.paste."bunny"."bunny"."bunny"."bunny"."bunny"."bunny".
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:23 pm
you
kmow
the
truth
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:35 pm
Gumgasmake
posted
Gum
Comtrol
im
Framce
thread.
Funny.
0 Replies
 
dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:36 pm
excuse
me.
Fummy!
0 Replies
 
dlowan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:44 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
Gumgasmake
posted
Gum
Comtrol
im
Framce
thread.
Funny.



"Gumgasmake"!!!!!


I<like!!!!
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George
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:47 pm
This is like listening to a conversation between
two people with very bad colds...
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:49 pm
Without all the smot...

RH
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George
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Dec, 2007 03:54 pm
Ha!
(Took a while to process that...)
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