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Sat 1 Dec, 2007 05:14 pm
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Thanks
Germ, do you use mnemonic devices, or are you an elephant virus....
I'll speak Kansan.
Wow, feller that is a right fine memery ya got. If'n I wanna tryn do stuff like that, what might one do, Jack?
OUCH, please don't make me do it again...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it
in this case i simply used the site's
Searchfeature (located at the top of every page) to locate an answer to this oft-asked riddle...
You are a right smart Germ. I'm beginning to see why Jes allows your propagation.
Rockhead wrote:I'll speak Kansan.
Wow, feller that is a right fine memery ya got. If'n I wanna tryn do stuff like that, what might one do, Jack?
OUCH, please don't make me do it again...
For years, in many different topics in many threads at this site, I've been trying to help dispel the notion that Kansans speak any form of a variation of
Country English, and you go and destroy all my efforts in one post.
<sigh>
Puttin' on airs and looking down yer nose will trip you in the end, Ambulance chaser....
You will always be a goat herder at heart, Junior
Ya know youaz rised that way...
I saw goats at the zoo once or twice a year ... that's about as far as my experience with goats.
And the closest I've gotten to a farm is driving by some on my way to go hunting.
Hunting .... that's where you go out to a field and shoot game birds.
In case you were confused.
Or freeze yer ASS off tryin' ta find 'em, while the dogs are huddled under the truck for warmth...
Freezing your ass off is half the fun.
That don't mean I don't enjoy freezing my ass off every once in a while.
You better get reservations in "Flag", Jack. No snow where the cactus grow...
Snow is a mere hour away ... should I get tired of beautiful weather.
Well, a little wet today ... but it's usually beautiful.
Me and the goats are bracing for snow, with no flippin desert an hour away...Only Oklahoma.....
Well, Oklahoma has ................ dirt.
Nice, purty red dirt.
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