Riddles

1) you cant crack me but im a real egghead
winter is my favorite time of year
i enjoy the occassional glass of brandy
2)you can grill me but ill never talk
you cant touch me when i get cookin
no i dont make television sets
3)if you heat me up, i turn into a real meathead
my ancestors are from medieval russia
i wear a mushroom and sour cream beauty mask
4)i whistle through my wooden teeth
its easy to push my buttons
i sound like a duck when i sing
5)im hard as a rock but light as a feather
im cool on the surface but full of hot hair
my skin may br rough but im a smooth operator
6)i sleep in a field of dreams
take me in and ill sweeten your home
if you read that im blue you'll find that im both
7)my stomach is always full
i cant get rid of my scottish accent
despite my raw demeanor i'm extremely sheepish
8)i listen to music whenever im awake
i always have a steady pulse
my rhythm is impeccable
9)dont take me for granted when im on a roll
i try not to spread myself too thin
i make grown men cry like a baby
10)youll find meat the hottest clubs
i never itch but i like to be scratched
im not an athlete but ive set tons of records
11)my smell really gets under your skin
i always have a solution to keep you healthy
sometimes my gas makes it difficult to breath