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It's like raaaaaain.....on your wedding day

 
 
Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 11:19 am
Lately at the gym while doing my workout, I've been using the water cooler in the aerobics room. I've been noticing the aerobics instructors are usually the fattest one in the class. That doesn't make much sense, no? Isn't that kind of like having a woman teach someone how to drive?
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 12:33 pm
It's not about who's ...... nemmind.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 01:17 pm
Beats me Slappy, I'm still trying to figure out how rain on your wedding day is ironic....
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 01:39 pm
Oh yeah, and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head! Oy!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 01:49 pm
It's like ten thousand spoons..when all you need is a knife. It's like meeting the girl of your dreams, and finding out she's five(?)

But c'mon...heffer aerobics instructors? Weird.

And I used to listen to that cd alot. But don't tell anyone.
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Sugar
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 03:35 pm
I'm still laughing about the 'finding out she's 5' line.....disturbing and yet hysterical....

I also find irony in people that go to the gym and then take the elevator up one floor or drive two blocks to the store.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 03:46 pm
Sometimes, but not always. The other type is the aerobics instructor that has lost all her body fat, and thus her boobs, and then gotten humongous implants. Aerobics by day, lap dancing by night.

Hey, it works for me.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 03:48 pm
Yew give lap dances?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 03:50 pm
No, but I do give free breast exams.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 03:52 pm
Ok, I'm game. Should I flex?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:01 pm
Man boobs as well, cjhsa?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:04 pm
Speaking of lap dances, I was at my future brother-in-law's bachelor party a short while back, and this gross heroin addict looking old stripper chick was asking me if I'd get a lap dance with her, and talked dirty to me. She said she wanted to grab my $%(#.

I wasted my $65 on some hot brazillian chick for a one-song lap dance. What a deal for blue balls.

Carry on.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:13 pm
$65 for a lap dance? Heh heh....you got shafted....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:38 pm
Yes. It was a huge rip off.

But she let me feel her boobies.

HOO YAH!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:40 pm
In Brazil that woulda cost you.. hold on. Do you want me to make you cry Slappy?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:44 pm
Heh heh, do it Craven...all I know is that $100 Brazilian is $33 American, and I would hazard a guess that $100 Brazilian would buy you a week, and much much more than a lap dance Smile
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 04:51 pm
That's pretty much it. Depends on the area of course. I've heard that in some parts of Brazil that I have never been to you can get pretty much anything for less than 33 American. I've heard stories of as low as 15 USD but dunno if it was an exaggeration.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 05:00 pm
Probably depends on the number of limbs, I would guess.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 05:02 pm
EEEEWWWW!

But seriously, I don't know if it was an exaggeration. People always exaggerate stories about poor places.

"Why back in my day we were so poor that we could only afford the 50 cent..."
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 12 Aug, 2003 05:27 pm
My dad does a lot of work in Mexico, and he has seen people who cut off their own limbs/fingers/appendages for a sympathy vote when it comes to begging for change. It's as bad as most make out, it seems.
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