Favorite (?) Made-Up Names of Spam Senders

On an account I use for the exclusive purpose of tracking spam attacks on my servers I got one from "Ima Goodspammer". I have gotten spam from a name that is also a name of a member of this site "green eggs and spam".

Then there are the usual "Monter manhood"s and ilk.

I recd one from a JENNA JOKWORTHY. She was very interested in the length of my penis. It seems that there are many kind folks out there similarly interested and who wish to help

There there farmerman, we are all here for you.

It's funny how spam seems to go in thematic cycles. All of a sudden I'll get a run of, for example, "Cute Blondes Who Like To ____" (fill in the blank). Then none. It's weird...

Just rec'd two, on unrelated topics. One from Lacey Miller.

And the other from Cecil Lacey.

Coincidence?

Say, anyone need a banned CD? Most of the names are nonsense...

Yeah yeah, it's an all too familiar experience for me too.. I go to check my email, & of the several dozen new messages I recognize the sender on about 5. I look around suspiciously, eyeing my .44 magnum in case of an emergency, when SUDDENLY I realize the rest of the messages are all ...(read with thunderous echo) S~P~A~M~!!

I get the usuals who try to cleverly disguise who they are: (From:"A Really Good Mate Of Yours" Subject:"Definitely not junk mail this time..A must read! A classic really!") ...While of course some are waaaay more blatant!

I also seem to get a lot from wildly exotic names like Zivar Verbinnen, Rachna Ratna and suchlike..

Rachna Ratna, I like that...

Wait a minute, I think I used to date her!

oy! I don't think I can post the best spam names I get.....