Sorry.......I'm reading 'How To Make Love Like a Pornstar' by Jenna Jameson. It was recommended in the Guardian book section as a 'rollicking good read'...........and it soo is! I just felt like something different! I went to the local library to order it, glad that it was quiet as I was a little

to say the title. The librarian was a large lady of 50(ish) with half moon specs and an attitude! I'd mantrad all the way to the counter 'all books are books and therefore sacred' (who said that?), so when I asked for it (by title) with a cheery smile, I wasn't expecting her reaction......she looked like I'd just thrown open my raincoat and flashed my merkin at her!!! She was horrified! I said (with attitude right back at her) "it's not a self help manual you know!" and "the Guardian recommended it!" as if this explanation would soften the insult of the title. Anyways, they didn't have it....so I got it from Amazon. I should have said.........."have you got Lady Chatterley's Lover then!" :wink: