Waddaya mean, excused? Like this he acts in front of a bubbe? A shandeh!
Don't hock mir im chynik [Sp.?] already! The bird was good, the greps was good and unavoidable. What? Did I kill somebody?
So now I'm a shmerts in tuches? For one little greps? Hoo-boy! There's some very sensitive people on this thread. You wanted I should choke instead?
Dollink, you're not going to choke. You think that I would wish something bad on you? You think maybe that you might be a kvetch?
So who's kvetching already? One tiny little greps...<mumble, mumble>...yentas...<mumble, mumble>...
<exit, stage left, mumbling>
Yenta! Here I am, trying to be a good friend, and that nogoodnik calls me a yenta. You think that I bust my tuches off just for anybody? And this is the gratitude that I get! Maybe next time I'll let you embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Ingrate!
Farrrrrt!
(Let us see what THIS unleashes!)
Damnit I can't see the screen for the tears in my eyes from laughing
The teenage girl sitting next to Dys on Thanksgiving was giggling whenever he grepsed (sp?). Luckily for him, all the people at the table were haimisher except for the old grandmother who couldn't hear a thing.
Phoenix32890 wrote:dlowan wrote:Farrrrrt!
(Let us see what THIS unleashes!)
Mammeleh- This is what you do out in public? One day, you'll do it in front of a guy with a big business, and he'll run away from you. The greatest opportunity of your life, and it will be fahrkoct 'cause you can't wait 'til you get home. Oy vey, is that what I taught you? You give me a migraine.
"Big business"? We are talking wieners here, no?
I have farted in front of many men with big "businesses"...if they cannot tell me it is their turn I should wait for ever? Turns we must take now?
And many men with big "businesses" like it they are outfarted by a woman...attractive men find it.
A person isn't around for a while and look what happens. The grepsing was at my prompting. Granted, I wasn't expecting a grepse in the face, but still not the worst thing in the world.
Now farting on the other hand, I draw the line. We all gotta breathe here, bubbele. Keep your gastic eruptions to yourself--at least those from the nether regions.
I'm with PHoenix with the migraine. We gotta tell you everything? Definitely a headache. Big sigh.
Oy veh!
Grepsing and qvetching we give you already.....now you want to BREATHE also?
Now I got a migraine...
Yes, even I, a person from Noo Yawk, where there's all kinds of schmutz in the air, likes to breathe. And in two directions--in and out. Kvetching is a given. Grepsing, I can look the other way. But some things a goil can't ignore.
Take a pill for the migraine, dahlink. Then come back--and behave yourself. If I wasn't so busy kvetching, I'd be tsking. Unfortunately, I'm not ambidextrous. Can't do both at the same time. I think my grandmother could, be she was a professional. I'm still in training.
You tsk at me Pussycat, and I show you for kvetching...
Such a tsimmes and a tsores over nothing.
dlowan, I told you I'm too busy kvetching to tsk. She doesn't listen, this girl.
I give these people the best seconds of my life and this is the thanks I get.
The migraine is returning.
