Man 	Albatross! Albatross! Albatross!
	
A cutomer approaches him.
Person 	Two choc-ices please.
Man 	I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!
Person 	What flavour is it?
Man 	It's a bird, innit? It's a bloody sea bird . .. it's not any bloody flavour. Albatross!
Person 	Do you get wafers with it?
Man 	Course you don't get bloody wafers with it. Albatross!
Person 	How much is it?
Man 	Ninepence.
Person 	I'll have two please.
Man 	Gannet on a stick.